To put it quite simply, things have gotten out of hand.

If you want to see a real spectacle visit the hospital on a Saturday night.

There are more nuts going to that place in one night than there's been in the last five Big Brother households.

Now I am not crazy...not yet, but even I have limits.

They say the NHS is in trouble, but one night shift in the Accident and Emergency Department will open your eyes up forever.

Holby City, Casualty and ER pale in comparison to the real thing.

I was there recently for one reason or another and saw first hand how some people can be so nasty to those trying to help them.

I think there should be some simple rules for idiots.

I understand most people are polite and courteous even in testing times but everyone else listen up.

If your head is split open don't be abusive with the staff. It is self-defeating.

If I was a doctor I would have just given this bloke a thread and needle and told him to go home and stitch it up himself.

It was amazing to see some folk arguing with the nurses and doctors, who were after all, trying to help the guy.

I could see the fellow was a bit drunk, which brings me on to rule number two.

If you are drunk don't go to the hospital.

There should be a waiting room for drunks and one for everyone else.

Call it segregation but I think that's the only way of making sure no-one pukes in the reception area.

Rule number three: All racist folk should be given a good kicking in a special building adjacent to the hospital.

I speak from experience.

This bloke gets all racist on this other guy and then gets himself seen to by an Indian doctor.

Where is the logic in that?

I didn't know whether to laugh, cry or jump up and down and sing... Please release me let me go...' Finally, If for any reason there is absolutely nothing wrong with you, don't go to the hospital.

You are wasting valuable time and anyway you are not interesting enough and are making the experience less of a night out for me.

And finally the most important rule: please respect those lovely nurses.

They truly are angels sent from above.