LET'S commission a sculpture and stick it in the park'.

No - let's stick it on a hilltop'.

Very few left now. What with police and mobile phone masts, pylons and wind turbines'.

Never mind, one more hilltop not stamped by man won't matter'.

But natural, unfarmed, unwalked, unbuilt on hilltops are down to about two percent of the countryside'.

Well there you are then, what's one more and besides at this rate there won't be any left so we had better stick our sculpture on before they're all gone.

MR D PRATT, Plantation Street, Accrington.