JOLLY Alan Chisnall has so much Christmas spirit that he could be mistaken for Santa Claus himself - but he's still waiting for a chance to don the famous red cloak and white beard.

Since the first week in November the pensioner's bungalow has been a spectacular grotto, decorated with dozens of Santa dolls, 500 fairy lights, music boxes which play carols and festive displays of all kinds.

Visitors are greeted with a friendly 'Merry Christmas' and treated to mince pies and coffee laced with brandy.

His beaming face and larger-than-life character would make him the ideal Father Christmas - but no one has ever asked him to play Santa.

"I've always loved Christmas," Alan told the Citizen. "But I've never been a Santa Claus. It's something I'd really enjoy. I 'm still waiting for someone to ask me."

Alan has spent the last decade collecting unusual festive decorations. In every corner of his sitting room are model Santas which speak, climb ladders, blow bubbles and hammer away in miniature toy workshops.

A big flashing 'Merry Christmas' sign takes pride of place above the tree and over the fireplace are a model bears' brass band and festive carousel playing Yuletide tunes.

The kitchen is bedecked with electronic bells, and even the bathroom has a Santa which proclaims 'Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas' every time someone walks in.

Alan, who is planning a party for his home-helps and friends in two weeks, said: "If anyone comes here who doesn't like Christmas, I give them a humbug but tell them not to choke on it.

"Whenever I go out somewhere I'm always looking for unusual decorations. I've been collecting for 10 or 12 years. Putting them up takes a few hours - with help."

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