I WATCHED the second Big Brother for the first time on Monday night, and I liked what I saw, so I decided to take a peek at the web site.

I found out that Helen is an official member of the Whigfield fan club -- far too sad for my liking.

Stuart is a director of a US communications company and in my opinion he should have stayed there -- what a poser!

And Paul is supposed to be a modern man who likes wearing moisturiser -- now, there is nothing wrong with that, is there fellas?

The web site allows you to have exclusive access to live video cameras and unseen diary chair exclusive footage, which remains unseen by me because my computer was not flash enough to be able to access this kind of technological buff.

You can get SMS updates about Big Brother on your mobile phone, although there is a snag -- you have to pay for the service!

At the moment the web site has gone large on the election, it has details of all their manifestoes. Anne is a 45-year-old grandmother who is from Trawden.

Anne has claimed that she would spend her winnings on reconstructive surgery.

Josh is the second candidate who promises to bring nudity, naughtiness and plenty of nocturnal activities in the house.

The third candidate is Natasha and she promises to make sparks fly in the house.

Take a look at the site...