TWO cases of wife-husband beating caught my attention this week.

A 28-years-old Romanian was arrested for beating his wife unconscious after she refused to peal an apple for him.

Did he want her to eat it for him as well?

Meanwhile, here, a father-of-two David Allen needed open heart surgery after he was knifed by his missus, because he didn't do the dishes.

Though she stabbed him with a veg knife, and he was in hospital for a week, he has forgiven her, claiming the attack has made them closer.

She saw red after her jobless husband fell asleep instead of washing up.

I would too, lazy herbert, but there's losing your rag and losing your rag.

Two examples of being a bit OTT wouldn't you say? There's one thing, they won't do it again.