A CHAUFFEUR has been discovered to be the world's loudest snorer after his fed-up wife forced him to get help.

His grunts registered 102 decibels -- louder than a revving motorbike (but not as loud as Gommy's racer!). And that beats the Guinness Book of Records' 1993 entry of 93 decibels by a Swede.

I know someone who must come very close, that's if his latest partner's not finished him off.

I was driven so mad by an ex that I hit him over the head with a hairbrush, anything to get some sleep, but still he roared on. Even visitors staying downstairs complained about being kept awake.

My sympathy goes out to anyone who has to put up with a snoring partner.

These days the answer's simple. Either banish them to the back room or send them to the doctor for referral to Leigh Infirmary where successful treatment is available.