PENSIONERS, watch out for barbers in Radcliffe!

I thought I would get a reasonably priced haircut but how wrong I was. It cost me £4.70 for five minutes' work. He couldn't get me out of the chair quick enough.

That works out at nearly £60 an hour. He should be calling the place "Beckham's"! Needless to say, the wife could have done better.

B. MOSLIN