COMIC Relief. You either love it or hate it. I'm in the second category.

It's not the fund-raising I object to it's the way that it's done. A whole evening of TV will be taken up on Friday by celebrities making idiots of themselves. Why don't they just give the charity the money and give us a break from their silly antics?

One saving grace at least is that every pound donated to the charity is spent on making a difference to the people not only in Africa but in every county in this country.

I'll give my bit as usual, but don't ask me to walk round in a funny nose or be bored to death by a six hour TV marathon.