By Keith Sowerbutts.
The vicar surveyed a group of children,
Picking out Johnny just seven,
Saying, "Where do you go when you pass away?"
The youngster was quick to say "heaven."
"Very good, full marks" said the man of the cloth,
The lad waited in awe and wonder,
"But what do you have to be before you get there?"
Little Johnny yelled "six feet under."
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