WHEN Jenny Eclair and Michael Winner are filling in forms do you think they put "professional moaner" under the bit which reads occupation?

If they don't they should, for that's all they seem to do nowadays.

Last night's Grumpy Old Holidays (BBC2) rolled out all the old favourite talking heads yet again for their take on the good old fashioned package holiday.

Now fair enough, both Grumpy Old Men and Grumpy Old Women have a point.

When you've lived to a ripe old age it's your right to turn into a whinging old windbag full of contempt for the young people of today.

But holidays? Aren't holidays supposed to be a treat? Instead of laughing along at their witty' swipes it made me come over all moral.

The old moaners should be counting their blessings they should be grateful they get to go on holiday at all.

Anyway, how many family holidays have been made legendary by jokes created off the back of an annoying holiday rep or a daily battle for a sunbed? It's all part of the fun isn't it?

The grumbling celebs, who let's face it probably holiday in considerably more plush locations that most of us, unleashed their venemous diatribe against reps with "irreverent opinions", sand and noisy children.

I don't feel sorry for them I'm sure the wedge of cash they got for their troubles in turning up to sound off about any given subject will ensure they can afford a nice little isolated villa without an irritating rep in sight.