NICE to see you, to see you, nice — or not as the case may be.

Finally someone who talks a bit of sense on our screens. I think Brucie should start a campaign based on his Room 101 choices last night, banning the world from all female TV presenters who shout at the end of sentences. I couldn’t agree more.

He is right – there really is nothing more irritating than an overenthusiastic high-pitched screecher of a woman trying her utmost to engage the audience, while achieving the exact opposite effect.

Everytime one of these airheads starts up I know I’m not alone when I find myself frantically searching for the remote to shut her up!

And who are we to argue with uncle Brucie? With countless years and shows behind him, if anyone knows how to be a TV presenter and how not, it’s him.

You never caught him shouting at the contenders of The Generation Game, Play Your Cards Right and Strictly Come Dancing, and look how successful they were. He also got annoyed at the rules of golf and poor quality food and drink.

Don’t even get me started on golf, I mean who ever’s idea it was to use terms such as ‘birdie’, ‘eagle’, ‘bogey’ and ‘albatross’ to describe scores was an idiot. And as far as restaurants go, some really should know better.

The showbiz veteran has spoken.