I HAVE a question to all those celebs who have been paid to spend some time in the Australian bush.

Why are you complaining about all the creepy crawlies? Surely you knew that fashion designer Scott Henshall was going to be one of your number.

But seriously, I think every contestant has during the past few days been whingeing about the spiders/snakes/bugs etc.

Well, without wishing to cause too much of a shock to the celebritiy egos, you are all in the jungle. You are the ones who are out of their natural habitat - that's the whole point of the programme.

Once again, I'm A Celebrity.... is proving a cut above all other reality TV shows. The combination of bizarre bedfellows - where else would you see Faith Brown, a former member of a boyband and a neurotic newsreader sharing a waterfall?

So far the undoubted star of the show has been David Gest, whom everyone expected to be a complete pain, but in reality has adapted to life in the jungle far better than anyone else.

And now we've had former EastEnder Dean Gaffney being brought in with ex-Emmerdale actress Malandra Burrows waiting in the wings. Gaffney proved quality viewing from the word go, hyperventilating his way through his inaugural task.

If he gets through the three weeks without passing out, it'll be a miracle!

Looking into the crystal ball I reckon Jan Leeming will be beaten to a pulp by the Footballer's Wife, Mylene Klass will fall headfirst into her stewpot and Jason Donovan will make a coat out of leaves.

Big Brother eat your heart out!