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    Melanie :-) wrote:
    Cha'mone MF wrote:
    Melanie :-) wrote:
    Russ ov the rovers wrote:
    Cha'mone MF wrote:
    I'll be laughing on Monday night just as hard as I was laughing in 1999 only this time there wont be any swift return to the top flight. Venky's will nob off with the parachute money, a mass exodus of players, administration, ten point deduction, the striping of what assets are still left and best of all..........Steve Kean still in charge because they A. can't afford to sack him and B. Who in their right mind would want to inherit that train wreck. .....welcome back into the real world boys. I'm putting money on the Sky cameras panning round the crowd after Monday nights game and finding a fat bloke wearing a 1995 Trampburn shirt crying his eyes out ! I'm going to pre book an ambulance in anticipation of severe rib damage through excessive uncontrollable laughter!..........b ring it on.
    You talk as if we have rubbed shoulders with your miserable **** team for the last 20 year's you tit.

    You can only dream of the success our club has had and I am in no doubt within the future we will have more success. We may well go down at the end of the season this is true but we have a damm site better chance of returning to where we belong in the top flight than you have of ever buying a bar of soap you tramp.

    So do us all a favour log-off from the carpark of Mcdonalds Wi-Fi internet on your stolen phone and go drink some of your favourite drink (bleach) to wash that dirty dingle mouth out, you are boring pal.
    The the thing that always amuses me with the Dingles is that they just don't seem to "get it".

    When Rovers fans turned up at Turf Moor to watch the now infamous "Staying Down For Eva Luv Rovers HA HA HA" Fly-Over in 1991, when B*rnley played Torquay United in the Division 4 Play-off semi-finals, Rovers fans were goading B*rnley from a position of strength.

    Rovers were in Division 2 and only one season away from what later became the Premier League.

    Rovers measure their success not by B*rnely's failures but by what we achieve as a club.

    B*rnley measure their success not by what they achieve as a club - but by what Rovers fail to achieve - B*rley measure their success by Rovers' failures.

    The Fly-Over stunt of 1991 was funny for that reason.

    If the Dingles do a Fly-Over at Ewood Park on Monday night, they are doing it from mid table Championship mediocrity, and we might not have even been relegated.

    And can you imagine how we would rub their noses in the dirt even more if they were to pull a Fly-Over stunt - but we were to eventually stay up?

    If Rovers are relegated, B*rnely haven't beaten Rovers in competitive league football since 1979.

    B*rnlery haven't erven averaged higher attendances than Rovers since 183 and have only ever had higher attebndances than Rovers in 32 out of 122 years, which is how far records go back.

    LETS JUST TAKE A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE. The 'Pre-League' rivalry started before the Football League was formed when Burnley were threashed 0 - 10 by Blackburn Rovers on 21 November 1882.

    The first ever competitive 'League' match took place at Turd Moor on 3 November 1888, Blackburn Rovers won the game thrashing B*rnley, 1–7.

    Blackburn Rovers also won the return fixture at Blackburn 4–0.

    In their innaugural Football League Season Blackburn Rovers finished 4th.

    In their innaugural Football League Season Burnley were relegated.

    Blackburn born Rovers legend Bob Crompton had a heart attack in 1941 while watching Blackburn Rovers play hated rivals B*rnley, while he was still in charge of Blackburn. His team had just won the match 3-2. He died that evening.

    When Blackburn Rovers won promotion from Division 3 in 1979-1980 - Burnley were relegated to Division 3.

    When Blackburn Rovers won the Premier League in 1994-1995 - Burnley were relegated to Division 3.

    All this "Agent Kean" nonsense is also stupid.

    In that case, every B*rnley manager since 1977 has been a Rovers "Agent". Especially Special Agent Bond, John Bond. Remember him, Dingles?

    I'd be worried about a Rovers relegation if i was a Dingle, after all, would you want even further humiliation on and off the pitch?

    B*rnley are otally outclassed and out supported by Rovers, forever in our shadow.
    Shouldn't you be listening to that death thrash metal radio station and injecting meths or something?
    Didn't take long to come back to me, did it? Sad tw@t.

    Obsessed with Crystal Meth's, aren't you?

    Ever tried the "Booty Bump" - i have heard that it is extremely popular in B*rnley and a B*rnley degenerate told me about it a few days ago as he begged money off me - apparently the meth is dissolved into water and then injected into the rectal cavity using a needle-free syringe. The drug is absorbed into the blood stream through the lining of the rectum. Use of this method presents a high risk of damage to the rectal membranes, increasing the risk of HIV transmission and other diseases... explains a lot about B*rnley then.

    I have visited the B*rnley message boards on LT..... I CAN HEAR DEATH KNELLS AND SEE TUMBLE WEED BLOWING THROUGH.

    Obsessed weirdo, if only you put as much effort into supporting your twobit set up as you do plaguing Rovers Internet message forums.
    Woah there Mel, seriously consider reducing your Meth consumption, it's causing you to lash big time.

    Try not to focus too much on what has happened in the past, that is history, this is now and I'm sure if the shoe was on the other foot (club foot in your case) you'd be ****-a-hoop too!

    You just ram on with the meths, frosty jack and listening to bonged out FM, I'm sure it'll be business as usual on planet mong.

    We're having a party !!!!!!"
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Former Blackburn Rovers strike star fears there may be no way back

AS Blackburn Rovers wait for Monday night’s televised visit of Wigan Athletic knowing defeat at Ewood Park could seal their Premier League relegation, one man can’t help but draw striking similarities to the past.

Matt Jansen was a member of Brian Kidd’s Rovers squad, whose drop into the Championship was confirmed by a 0-0 draw with Manchester United live on TV on the penultimate match of the 1998/99 season. He fears the same fate on Monday.

But while Jansen and co were able to ultimately enjoy a happy ending with a quick return, the former Rovers striker is struggling to see a similarly bright future, after admitting there could be no way back this time.

Jansen considers his four years at Ewood Park as his career highlight, especially scoring the goal at Preston that sealed Rovers’ Premier League return in 2001.

Now, with new owners Venky’s showing little signs of being able to take the club forward, Jansen admits the signs are not good as he almost resigns himself to seeing the club he still loves stuck in the doldrums.

He said: “When we went down last time, thankfully we still had Jack Walker’s money to bounce back into the Premier League, albeit in the second season. That first season was a massive learning curve and in the second year we did it.

“I fear this time round though whether Rovers will be able to get back into the Premier League.

“You have to question this time whether there is the ability, the funds or the ambition to bounce back again.

“The problem is if you don’t get back within two years, things go stale and it gets harder and harder. As well as Jack Walker’s money, we still had the parachute payments coming in and we knew it would become very difficult for us after that second year.

“The Championship is the most difficult league to get out of, without exception. It is fast and furious and so different to the Premier League. You play a lot of football and it is a fight, it takes some getting used to from what you are used to in the Premier.”

All is not yet lost for Rovers as they precariously cling to their Premier League status.

A win for either QPR or Bolton tomorrow though will leave Steve Kean’s needing two wins from the last two games to even stand a chance of survival.

Jansen, 34, is still keeping his fingers crossed for a miracle.

He is expecting relegation but stresses the importance of doing everything they can to avoid it.

“I remember that day against Manchester United, we got relegated with a draw,” he said.

“It was on television and it was a really horrible feeling. You obviously hope the same doesn’t happen again.

“It is a huge game on Monday, absolutely massive. I have to say though things don’t look good, because even if we win we will probably have to win at Chelsea – and even that might not be enough. It is of course a must win game to even stand a chance.

“I fear for Blackburn Rovers if they go down and that is why I am keeping my fingers crossed that they survive. I expect Rovers to go down but I hope they can get a couple of results and other results go their way to prove me wrong.”

Jansen is not the only one who has little faith in Rovers’ owners to bring about a quick return should the worst happen.

Their track record over the past 18 months leaves them deserving little else.

The now Chorley player-coach is quick to say he hopes he is proved wrong – citing Newcastle’s stunning turnaround – but admits he would be surprised if he was.

He said: “If they do go down it is up to the club to prove everyone wrong because not many would expect them to come back up.

“I was playing golf with Dwight Yorke earlier in the week and we were comparing the situation between Blackburn and Newcastle.

“People were hammering Mike Ashley for what he was doing at Newcastle and his appointment of Alan Pardew. Look where they are now.

“You can only hope the same thing happens.

“We both fear it wouldn’t though. Venky’s are not Blackburn through and through and you are just not sure whether there is that real ambition to see the club be a real success.

“I hope we are wrong. The circumstances feel different.

“Blackburn is a family club, it is a community. If they go down it would be a massive shame and I think it would be very difficult to get back up.”

Jansen himself is showing potential in the coaching circles, as he continues to impress alongside Chorley boss and fellow ex-Rovers star Garry Flitcroft.

He said: “We are going to crack on with Chorley.

“In the long term myself and Garry are just trying to progress.

“I am 34 and obviously have ambitions. I would be stupid to say I wouldn’t love to come back to Blackburn one day. ”

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