Burnley: No permission granted for Bournemouth talks with Howe

BURNLEY have tonight insisted that they have not granted Bournemouth permission to speak to Eddie Howe.

Bournemouth chairman Eddie Mitchell had earlier said his club were 'close' to sealing a deal to take Howe back to the south coast club after making an official approach to Burnley.

But compensation would need to be agreed and the Clarets have now issued a statement saying Bournemouth have not been given permission to speak to Howe.

Burnley chief executive Lee Hoos said: “Bournemouth have made an unsolicited and unwanted approach for manager Eddie Howe.

“Burnley Football Club would like to stress that no agreement has been reached and Eddie Howe is still Burnley manager.

“No permission has been granted for Bournemouth to speak to Eddie.”

Comments(23)

Chico! says...
8:23pm Thu 11 Oct 12

Don't stand I'm the way of progress!

Howe obviously wants to move to a bigger, more ambitious, better supported club. Unfortunately Darwen FC already have a manager so it's back to Bournemouth.

It's funny coz it's true!

Deejaycee says...
8:42pm Thu 11 Oct 12

Sounds very similar to the approach Burnley made to Bournemouth for Eddie Howe.

DirtyHarry says...
8:43pm Thu 11 Oct 12

Chico! wrote:
Don't stand I'm the way of progress!

Howe obviously wants to move to a bigger, more ambitious, better supported club. Unfortunately Darwen FC already have a manager so it's back to Bournemouth.

It's funny coz it's true!
Oooh look everybody a fatherless person, let's all wave at the fatherless person, bless him sat there all covered in vegetable soup waiting for the ten minute freeview of bangbabes, getting all excited because Eddies off !

Time to change your underpants me old meths swiller.......if you're wearing any, or it isn't your mums turn to have them on this week.

andyorm says...
9:06pm Thu 11 Oct 12

go on eddie back to the warm south coast then are friend stevie kean can move into the hot seat, what do u think slats ?

ROVERSCAN says...
9:13pm Thu 11 Oct 12

Lord i hope you six fingered morons get agent Steve Kean as the gaffer, youve been banging on enough how agent Kean was doing a great job for you at Ewood!!!!!!!

Harwoodstblue says...
9:24pm Thu 11 Oct 12

DirtyHarry wrote:
Chico! wrote:
Don't stand I'm the way of progress!

Howe obviously wants to move to a bigger, more ambitious, better supported club. Unfortunately Darwen FC already have a manager so it's back to Bournemouth.

It's funny coz it's true!
Oooh look everybody a fatherless person, let's all wave at the fatherless person, bless him sat there all covered in vegetable soup waiting for the ten minute freeview of bangbabes, getting all excited because Eddies off !

Time to change your underpants me old meths swiller.......if you're wearing any, or it isn't your mums turn to have them on this week.
Grow up you Pill**k. .....I take it then Eddie hasn't stated that he wants to stay at Burnley then.

Rovers1975 says...
9:49pm Thu 11 Oct 12

Harwoodstblue wrote:
DirtyHarry wrote:
Chico! wrote:
Don't stand I'm the way of progress!

Howe obviously wants to move to a bigger, more ambitious, better supported club. Unfortunately Darwen FC already have a manager so it's back to Bournemouth.

It's funny coz it's true!
Oooh look everybody a fatherless person, let's all wave at the fatherless person, bless him sat there all covered in vegetable soup waiting for the ten minute freeview of bangbabes, getting all excited because Eddies off !

Time to change your underpants me old meths swiller.......if you're wearing any, or it isn't your mums turn to have them on this week.
Grow up you Pill**k. .....I take it then Eddie hasn't stated that he wants to stay at Burnley then.
Classic stuff DirtyHarry, just how are things with the pig farming big chinned one toothed hairy brigade from medieval yarksha..... It can't be easy being a slavering mumbling ape knowing yet another manager has 5hit all over your swamp like club where things are so filthy and scruffy he drops down a league!!!! At least the crowds are similar though down Bournemouth way, so no not much change for him there I suppose...... Ah well, at least you've got derby day to look forward to!! (actually Rovers are 5h1t so you might actually get the win you all crave and live for because your a small club with small minds and are so easily pleased) anyway, TTFN love and kisses as always x x x

Chico! says...
9:59pm Thu 11 Oct 12

DirtyHarry wrote:
Chico! wrote:
Don't stand I'm the way of progress!

Howe obviously wants to move to a bigger, more ambitious, better supported club. Unfortunately Darwen FC already have a manager so it's back to Bournemouth.

It's funny coz it's true!
Oooh look everybody a fatherless person, let's all wave at the fatherless person, bless him sat there all covered in vegetable soup waiting for the ten minute freeview of bangbabes, getting all excited because Eddies off !

Time to change your underpants me old meths swiller.......if you're wearing any, or it isn't your mums turn to have them on this week.
Ha ha. Nice to see my catchphrase has made an impression on your feeble little mind!

Always nice to meet one of my Bonleh SUPERFANS!

All wave at the easily wound up, bitey dingle! Careful now, this one is particularly bitter, ha ha bless!

It's just too easy reeling 'em in. There's no sport in this anymore!

Keep dancing little dingle monkey!

Face it, Eddie's desperate to leave your proxy little club!

burnleyglentoran says...
10:12pm Thu 11 Oct 12

Chico! wrote:
DirtyHarry wrote:
Chico! wrote:
Don't stand I'm the way of progress!

Howe obviously wants to move to a bigger, more ambitious, better supported club. Unfortunately Darwen FC already have a manager so it's back to Bournemouth.

It's funny coz it's true!
Oooh look everybody a fatherless person, let's all wave at the fatherless person, bless him sat there all covered in vegetable soup waiting for the ten minute freeview of bangbabes, getting all excited because Eddies off !

Time to change your underpants me old meths swiller.......if you're wearing any, or it isn't your mums turn to have them on this week.
Ha ha. Nice to see my catchphrase has made an impression on your feeble little mind!

Always nice to meet one of my Bonleh SUPERFANS!

All wave at the easily wound up, bitey dingle! Careful now, this one is particularly bitter, ha ha bless!

It's just too easy reeling 'em in. There's no sport in this anymore!

Keep dancing little dingle monkey!

Face it, Eddie's desperate to leave your proxy little club!
And you got it from me no-dad.

You'll be claiming no nay never as a B******d song next.

BRKFC - JUST A LAUGHING STOCK NEAR SHADSWORTH!

ibby128 says...
10:16pm Thu 11 Oct 12

HOWE OUT

KEANO IN

Chico! says...
10:23pm Thu 11 Oct 12

burnleyglentoran wrote:
Chico! wrote:
DirtyHarry wrote:
Chico! wrote:
Don't stand I'm the way of progress!

Howe obviously wants to move to a bigger, more ambitious, better supported club. Unfortunately Darwen FC already have a manager so it's back to Bournemouth.

It's funny coz it's true!
Oooh look everybody a fatherless person, let's all wave at the fatherless person, bless him sat there all covered in vegetable soup waiting for the ten minute freeview of bangbabes, getting all excited because Eddies off !

Time to change your underpants me old meths swiller.......if you're wearing any, or it isn't your mums turn to have them on this week.
Ha ha. Nice to see my catchphrase has made an impression on your feeble little mind!

Always nice to meet one of my Bonleh SUPERFANS!

All wave at the easily wound up, bitey dingle! Careful now, this one is particularly bitter, ha ha bless!

It's just too easy reeling 'em in. There's no sport in this anymore!

Keep dancing little dingle monkey!

Face it, Eddie's desperate to leave your proxy little club!
And you got it from me no-dad.

You'll be claiming no nay never as a B******d song next.

BRKFC - JUST A LAUGHING STOCK NEAR SHADSWORTH!
What are you blathering on about you cretinous dingle dullard?

Chico's been on this site for years. Do try to keep up.

The only thing that you've ever originated is the particularly virulent strain of chlamydia that's tearing through your family.

Bless x

proud burnley lad says...
10:36pm Thu 11 Oct 12

Chico! wrote:
DirtyHarry wrote:
Chico! wrote:
Don't stand I'm the way of progress!

Howe obviously wants to move to a bigger, more ambitious, better supported club. Unfortunately Darwen FC already have a manager so it's back to Bournemouth.

It's funny coz it's true!
Oooh look everybody a fatherless person, let's all wave at the fatherless person, bless him sat there all covered in vegetable soup waiting for the ten minute freeview of bangbabes, getting all excited because Eddies off !

Time to change your underpants me old meths swiller.......if you're wearing any, or it isn't your mums turn to have them on this week.
Ha ha. Nice to see my catchphrase has made an impression on your feeble little mind!

Always nice to meet one of my Bonleh SUPERFANS!

All wave at the easily wound up, bitey dingle! Careful now, this one is particularly bitter, ha ha bless!

It's just too easy reeling 'em in. There's no sport in this anymore!

Keep dancing little dingle monkey!

Face it, Eddie's desperate to leave your proxy little club!
and when exactly did howe say he didn't want to stay? because at the beginning when this rumour started i remember him saying he wanted to stay the rumours have twisted things as though he WANTS to go haha you jealous freaks just because no1 wants to be at your club good job agent black returned from vacation to take KING KEANY'S place haha thats the closest your getting to a KING KENNY lads suck it up UTMC

RUinsane says...
10:41pm Thu 11 Oct 12

They shouldn't stand in his way, he obviously want to go to a bigger club. My money is on Steve Kean for their next boss, top four finish nailed on.

burnleyglentoran says...
10:44pm Thu 11 Oct 12

Chico! wrote:
burnleyglentoran wrote:
Chico! wrote:
DirtyHarry wrote:
Chico! wrote:
Don't stand I'm the way of progress!

Howe obviously wants to move to a bigger, more ambitious, better supported club. Unfortunately Darwen FC already have a manager so it's back to Bournemouth.

It's funny coz it's true!
Oooh look everybody a fatherless person, let's all wave at the fatherless person, bless him sat there all covered in vegetable soup waiting for the ten minute freeview of bangbabes, getting all excited because Eddies off !

Time to change your underpants me old meths swiller.......if you're wearing any, or it isn't your mums turn to have them on this week.
Ha ha. Nice to see my catchphrase has made an impression on your feeble little mind!

Always nice to meet one of my Bonleh SUPERFANS!

All wave at the easily wound up, bitey dingle! Careful now, this one is particularly bitter, ha ha bless!

It's just too easy reeling 'em in. There's no sport in this anymore!

Keep dancing little dingle monkey!

Face it, Eddie's desperate to leave your proxy little club!
And you got it from me no-dad.

You'll be claiming no nay never as a B******d song next.

BRKFC - JUST A LAUGHING STOCK NEAR SHADSWORTH!
What are you blathering on about you cretinous dingle dullard?

Chico's been on this site for years. Do try to keep up.

The only thing that you've ever originated is the particularly virulent strain of chlamydia that's tearing through your family.

Bless x
A family.

Something you can only dream about my fatherless friend!

Dont be too downhearted as you look on enviously, get yaself up shad n score summat that'll take the pain away for a while.

I believe the dealers round their are going on a fitness drive. They're flogging crack lite!

Got to think of your figure now. How else you gonna pull a horse!!

Sleep well no-dad

Chico! says...
10:48pm Thu 11 Oct 12

proud burnley lad wrote:
Chico! wrote:
DirtyHarry wrote:
Chico! wrote:
Don't stand I'm the way of progress!

Howe obviously wants to move to a bigger, more ambitious, better supported club. Unfortunately Darwen FC already have a manager so it's back to Bournemouth.

It's funny coz it's true!
Oooh look everybody a fatherless person, let's all wave at the fatherless person, bless him sat there all covered in vegetable soup waiting for the ten minute freeview of bangbabes, getting all excited because Eddies off !

Time to change your underpants me old meths swiller.......if you're wearing any, or it isn't your mums turn to have them on this week.
Ha ha. Nice to see my catchphrase has made an impression on your feeble little mind!

Always nice to meet one of my Bonleh SUPERFANS!

All wave at the easily wound up, bitey dingle! Careful now, this one is particularly bitter, ha ha bless!

It's just too easy reeling 'em in. There's no sport in this anymore!

Keep dancing little dingle monkey!

Face it, Eddie's desperate to leave your proxy little club!
and when exactly did howe say he didn't want to stay? because at the beginning when this rumour started i remember him saying he wanted to stay the rumours have twisted things as though he WANTS to go haha you jealous freaks just because no1 wants to be at your club good job agent black returned from vacation to take KING KEANY'S place haha thats the closest your getting to a KING KENNY lads suck it up UTMC
Ha ha, I've hooked yet another dopey Dadless dingle! Ol' Chico's getting rich pickings tonight!

So after the boring one (Harry), and the wannabe (glentoran), I've got the thick illiterate dingle chav dangling on my line.

Don't get your tracksuit in a twist chav boy. Face it. Eddie wants out. You know it. That's why you're so angry about it!

It's funny coz it's true!

Ha ha x

Chico! says...
10:58pm Thu 11 Oct 12

burnleyglentoran wrote:
Chico! wrote:
burnleyglentoran wrote:
Chico! wrote:
DirtyHarry wrote:
Chico! wrote:
Don't stand I'm the way of progress!

Howe obviously wants to move to a bigger, more ambitious, better supported club. Unfortunately Darwen FC already have a manager so it's back to Bournemouth.

It's funny coz it's true!
Oooh look everybody a fatherless person, let's all wave at the fatherless person, bless him sat there all covered in vegetable soup waiting for the ten minute freeview of bangbabes, getting all excited because Eddies off !

Time to change your underpants me old meths swiller.......if you're wearing any, or it isn't your mums turn to have them on this week.
Ha ha. Nice to see my catchphrase has made an impression on your feeble little mind!

Always nice to meet one of my Bonleh SUPERFANS!

All wave at the easily wound up, bitey dingle! Careful now, this one is particularly bitter, ha ha bless!

It's just too easy reeling 'em in. There's no sport in this anymore!

Keep dancing little dingle monkey!

Face it, Eddie's desperate to leave your proxy little club!
And you got it from me no-dad.

You'll be claiming no nay never as a B******d song next.

BRKFC - JUST A LAUGHING STOCK NEAR SHADSWORTH!
What are you blathering on about you cretinous dingle dullard?

Chico's been on this site for years. Do try to keep up.

The only thing that you've ever originated is the particularly virulent strain of chlamydia that's tearing through your family.

Bless x
A family.

Something you can only dream about my fatherless friend!

Dont be too downhearted as you look on enviously, get yaself up shad n score summat that'll take the pain away for a while.

I believe the dealers round their are going on a fitness drive. They're flogging crack lite!

Got to think of your figure now. How else you gonna pull a horse!!

Sleep well no-dad
Your patter is poor. There's no sport in mocking a tryhard no mark like you. It's cruelty to the less fortunate.

The standard of dingle on these pages isn't what it used to be.

Thanks for trying though!

Bless x

Take care, and I really do mean, take care!

proud burnley lad says...
11:19pm Thu 11 Oct 12

Chico! wrote:
proud burnley lad wrote:
Chico! wrote:
DirtyHarry wrote:
Chico! wrote:
Don't stand I'm the way of progress!

Howe obviously wants to move to a bigger, more ambitious, better supported club. Unfortunately Darwen FC already have a manager so it's back to Bournemouth.

It's funny coz it's true!
Oooh look everybody a fatherless person, let's all wave at the fatherless person, bless him sat there all covered in vegetable soup waiting for the ten minute freeview of bangbabes, getting all excited because Eddies off !

Time to change your underpants me old meths swiller.......if you're wearing any, or it isn't your mums turn to have them on this week.
Ha ha. Nice to see my catchphrase has made an impression on your feeble little mind!

Always nice to meet one of my Bonleh SUPERFANS!

All wave at the easily wound up, bitey dingle! Careful now, this one is particularly bitter, ha ha bless!

It's just too easy reeling 'em in. There's no sport in this anymore!

Keep dancing little dingle monkey!

Face it, Eddie's desperate to leave your proxy little club!
and when exactly did howe say he didn't want to stay? because at the beginning when this rumour started i remember him saying he wanted to stay the rumours have twisted things as though he WANTS to go haha you jealous freaks just because no1 wants to be at your club good job agent black returned from vacation to take KING KEANY'S place haha thats the closest your getting to a KING KENNY lads suck it up UTMC
Ha ha, I've hooked yet another dopey Dadless dingle! Ol' Chico's getting rich pickings tonight!

So after the boring one (Harry), and the wannabe (glentoran), I've got the thick illiterate dingle chav dangling on my line.

Don't get your tracksuit in a twist chav boy. Face it. Eddie wants out. You know it. That's why you're so angry about it!

It's funny coz it's true!

Ha ha x
am not angry sorry to disapoint you i havnt taken these rumours for granted the sec they started but its great to see a b*****d laughing and not taking things 2 serious lol wtf has happened to you lot you just moan its been 2yrs and you still find something to moan about

RUinsane says...
12:04am Fri 12 Oct 12

Priceless watching t' dingles get all shirty about hanging on to Eddie Who. They wanted him out but now a bigger clubs come in its like you've tapped him on t' shoulder for a do at his sister.

DirtyHarry says...
3:44am Fri 12 Oct 12

Chico! wrote:
DirtyHarry wrote:
Chico! wrote:
Don't stand I'm the way of progress!

Howe obviously wants to move to a bigger, more ambitious, better supported club. Unfortunately Darwen FC already have a manager so it's back to Bournemouth.

It's funny coz it's true!
Oooh look everybody a fatherless person, let's all wave at the fatherless person, bless him sat there all covered in vegetable soup waiting for the ten minute freeview of bangbabes, getting all excited because Eddies off !

Time to change your underpants me old meths swiller.......if you're wearing any, or it isn't your mums turn to have them on this week.
Ha ha. Nice to see my catchphrase has made an impression on your feeble little mind!

Always nice to meet one of my Bonleh SUPERFANS!

All wave at the easily wound up, bitey dingle! Careful now, this one is particularly bitter, ha ha bless!

It's just too easy reeling 'em in. There's no sport in this anymore!

Keep dancing little dingle monkey!

Face it, Eddie's desperate to leave your proxy little club!
The fact you have replied makes it a straight forward lash my shoeless tramp friend!

I particularly like how in your feeble retort a bit further down you refer to yourself in the third party. That's a straight up sign of mental illness! How did you sneak a laptop or Smart phone into Calderstones? I bet your more than a little disappointed that Jimmy Saville isn't the porter on your ward, but you'll be laying there with drool on your chin tied to the bed wishing you were sat on Jimmy's knee asking if he can fix it for you to be back in the premiership........a
nd to finally meet your urine soaked sack cloth trouser wearing shoeless crusty one toothed father.
You're sat there reading this while smiling to yourself while harder than Stephen Hawkins' homework like the very very special boy that you are.

Bless you my little buck toothed gimp, the times they are a changing! Keep
plugging away champ, your mum will always love you.

DirtyHarry says...
7:17am Fri 12 Oct 12

Harwoodstblue wrote:
DirtyHarry wrote:
Chico! wrote:
Don't stand I'm the way of progress!

Howe obviously wants to move to a bigger, more ambitious, better supported club. Unfortunately Darwen FC already have a manager so it's back to Bournemouth.

It's funny coz it's true!
Oooh look everybody a fatherless person, let's all wave at the fatherless person, bless him sat there all covered in vegetable soup waiting for the ten minute freeview of bangbabes, getting all excited because Eddies off !

Time to change your underpants me old meths swiller.......if you're wearing any, or it isn't your mums turn to have them on this week.
Grow up you Pill**k. .....I take it then Eddie hasn't stated that he wants to stay at Burnley then.
Do you mean me or "Butt" Chico ?

Chico! says...
7:20am Fri 12 Oct 12

DirtyHarry wrote:
Chico! wrote:
DirtyHarry wrote:
Chico! wrote:
Don't stand I'm the way of progress!

Howe obviously wants to move to a bigger, more ambitious, better supported club. Unfortunately Darwen FC already have a manager so it's back to Bournemouth.

It's funny coz it's true!
Oooh look everybody a fatherless person, let's all wave at the fatherless person, bless him sat there all covered in vegetable soup waiting for the ten minute freeview of bangbabes, getting all excited because Eddies off !

Time to change your underpants me old meths swiller.......if you're wearing any, or it isn't your mums turn to have them on this week.
Ha ha. Nice to see my catchphrase has made an impression on your feeble little mind!

Always nice to meet one of my Bonleh SUPERFANS!

All wave at the easily wound up, bitey dingle! Careful now, this one is particularly bitter, ha ha bless!

It's just too easy reeling 'em in. There's no sport in this anymore!

Keep dancing little dingle monkey!

Face it, Eddie's desperate to leave your proxy little club!
The fact you have replied makes it a straight forward lash my shoeless tramp friend!

I particularly like how in your feeble retort a bit further down you refer to yourself in the third party. That's a straight up sign of mental illness! How did you sneak a laptop or Smart phone into Calderstones? I bet your more than a little disappointed that Jimmy Saville isn't the porter on your ward, but you'll be laying there with drool on your chin tied to the bed wishing you were sat on Jimmy's knee asking if he can fix it for you to be back in the premiership........a

nd to finally meet your urine soaked sack cloth trouser wearing shoeless crusty one toothed father.
You're sat there reading this while smiling to yourself while harder than Stephen Hawkins' homework like the very very special boy that you are.

Bless you my little buck toothed gimp, the times they are a changing! Keep
plugging away champ, your mum will always love you.
Zzzzzzz.

D-.

You are soul crushingly dull. Seriously, you are not very good at this. I can't even be bothered to read all of your witless response.

The standard of clampet on these pages just isn't what it used to be if you're the best they can do.

Nice to see you read all my posts like a good little SUPERFAN! You just can't help yourself can you!

Stay tuned for more Chico wisdom my little CHICOMANIAC!

Bless x

DirtyHarry says...
7:38am Fri 12 Oct 12

Chico! wrote:
DirtyHarry wrote:
Chico! wrote:
DirtyHarry wrote:
Chico! wrote:
Don't stand I'm the way of progress!

Howe obviously wants to move to a bigger, more ambitious, better supported club. Unfortunately Darwen FC already have a manager so it's back to Bournemouth.

It's funny coz it's true!
Oooh look everybody a fatherless person, let's all wave at the fatherless person, bless him sat there all covered in vegetable soup waiting for the ten minute freeview of bangbabes, getting all excited because Eddies off !

Time to change your underpants me old meths swiller.......if you're wearing any, or it isn't your mums turn to have them on this week.
Ha ha. Nice to see my catchphrase has made an impression on your feeble little mind!

Always nice to meet one of my Bonleh SUPERFANS!

All wave at the easily wound up, bitey dingle! Careful now, this one is particularly bitter, ha ha bless!

It's just too easy reeling 'em in. There's no sport in this anymore!

Keep dancing little dingle monkey!

Face it, Eddie's desperate to leave your proxy little club!
The fact you have replied makes it a straight forward lash my shoeless tramp friend!

I particularly like how in your feeble retort a bit further down you refer to yourself in the third party. That's a straight up sign of mental illness! How did you sneak a laptop or Smart phone into Calderstones? I bet your more than a little disappointed that Jimmy Saville isn't the porter on your ward, but you'll be laying there with drool on your chin tied to the bed wishing you were sat on Jimmy's knee asking if he can fix it for you to be back in the premiership........a


nd to finally meet your urine soaked sack cloth trouser wearing shoeless crusty one toothed father.
You're sat there reading this while smiling to yourself while harder than Stephen Hawkins' homework like the very very special boy that you are.

Bless you my little buck toothed gimp, the times they are a changing! Keep
plugging away champ, your mum will always love you.
Zzzzzzz.

D-.

You are soul crushingly dull. Seriously, you are not very good at this. I can't even be bothered to read all of your witless response.

The standard of clampet on these pages just isn't what it used to be if you're the best they can do.

Nice to see you read all my posts like a good little SUPERFAN! You just can't help yourself can you!

Stay tuned for more Chico wisdom my little CHICOMANIAC!

Bless x
Good morning "Butt" Chico, Hope you slept well, did uncle Jimmy visit you in your dreams? Did you make a mess of your bed you naughty boy?

It's there for all to see by the tone of your year 7 standard scribble that my retort is winding you up! Ha ha ha

Just another 2 hours before Jeremy Kyle is on "Butt" Chico, you'll be on your 5th can of frosty jack by then then it's out of your cave and down the job centre ha ha ha........I'm sure there'll be some toilets that need a good scrub down at Trampwood or some fag ends that need picking up somewhere, something to suit your Stephen Hawkings style intellect.
Well good luck "Butt" Chico and have a nice day.

Chico! says...
7:52am Fri 12 Oct 12

DirtyHarry wrote:
Chico! wrote:
DirtyHarry wrote:
Chico! wrote:
DirtyHarry wrote:
Chico! wrote:
Don't stand I'm the way of progress!

Howe obviously wants to move to a bigger, more ambitious, better supported club. Unfortunately Darwen FC already have a manager so it's back to Bournemouth.

It's funny coz it's true!
Oooh look everybody a fatherless person, let's all wave at the fatherless person, bless him sat there all covered in vegetable soup waiting for the ten minute freeview of bangbabes, getting all excited because Eddies off !

Time to change your underpants me old meths swiller.......if you're wearing any, or it isn't your mums turn to have them on this week.
Ha ha. Nice to see my catchphrase has made an impression on your feeble little mind!

Always nice to meet one of my Bonleh SUPERFANS!

All wave at the easily wound up, bitey dingle! Careful now, this one is particularly bitter, ha ha bless!

It's just too easy reeling 'em in. There's no sport in this anymore!

Keep dancing little dingle monkey!

Face it, Eddie's desperate to leave your proxy little club!
The fact you have replied makes it a straight forward lash my shoeless tramp friend!

I particularly like how in your feeble retort a bit further down you refer to yourself in the third party. That's a straight up sign of mental illness! How did you sneak a laptop or Smart phone into Calderstones? I bet your more than a little disappointed that Jimmy Saville isn't the porter on your ward, but you'll be laying there with drool on your chin tied to the bed wishing you were sat on Jimmy's knee asking if he can fix it for you to be back in the premiership........a



nd to finally meet your urine soaked sack cloth trouser wearing shoeless crusty one toothed father.
You're sat there reading this while smiling to yourself while harder than Stephen Hawkins' homework like the very very special boy that you are.

Bless you my little buck toothed gimp, the times they are a changing! Keep
plugging away champ, your mum will always love you.
Zzzzzzz.

D-.

You are soul crushingly dull. Seriously, you are not very good at this. I can't even be bothered to read all of your witless response.

The standard of clampet on these pages just isn't what it used to be if you're the best they can do.

Nice to see you read all my posts like a good little SUPERFAN! You just can't help yourself can you!

Stay tuned for more Chico wisdom my little CHICOMANIAC!

Bless x
Good morning "Butt" Chico, Hope you slept well, did uncle Jimmy visit you in your dreams? Did you make a mess of your bed you naughty boy?

It's there for all to see by the tone of your year 7 standard scribble that my retort is winding you up! Ha ha ha

Just another 2 hours before Jeremy Kyle is on "Butt" Chico, you'll be on your 5th can of frosty jack by then then it's out of your cave and down the job centre ha ha ha........I'm sure there'll be some toilets that need a good scrub down at Trampwood or some fag ends that need picking up somewhere, something to suit your Stephen Hawkings style intellect.
Well good luck "Butt" Chico and have a nice day.
Keep dancing little monkey.

Thanks for proving me right!

Bless x

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