Mee still has part to play (From This Is Lancashire)

Smee is still looking for the ticking crocadile, its behind you. Dick van dyke needs to start bringing the house down again. Maybe he should bring on Julie Andrews, that may arrest your freefall into oblivion

Your an idiot

Milks gone bad wrote:
Your an idiot

By the way, it's you are an idiot or, you're an idiot, you idiot.
Oh the irony

Jarrod Schulz Bearded Wonder wrote:

Milks gone bad wrote:
Your an idiot

By the way, it's you are an idiot or, you're an idiot, you idiot.
Oh the irony

Apostrophe or no apostrophe, comma misplaced or no comma (your bad), the fundamental fact of the assertion raised is, undeniably, true. You ARE an idiot and there's no court of law in this land that would find differently.

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Jarrod Schulz Bearded Wonder wrote:

Milks gone bad wrote:
Your an idiot

By the way, it's you are an idiot or, you're an idiot, you idiot.
Oh the irony

Apostrophe or no apostrophe, comma misplaced or no comma (your bad), the fundamental fact of the assertion raised is, undeniably, true. You ARE an idiot and there's no court of law in this land that would find differently.

I'm being lectured by a cross dressing shemale.
Time to tell everyone why you shave your legs pork boy.

Jarrod Schulz Bearded Wonder wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Jarrod Schulz Bearded Wonder wrote:

Milks gone bad wrote:
Your an idiot

By the way, it's you are an idiot or, you're an idiot, you idiot.
Oh the irony

Apostrophe or no apostrophe, comma misplaced or no comma (your bad), the fundamental fact of the assertion raised is, undeniably, true. You ARE an idiot and there's no court of law in this land that would find differently.

I'm being lectured by a cross dressing shemale.
Time to tell everyone why you shave your legs pork boy.

You can make up all the stuff you want with no basis in fact or reality, after all, that's the domain of the mentally deficient. I go off provable facts and provable facts only. Let's look at what we've got shall we?

1) Your posting times illustrate that you are a stranger to the working world
B) Your all-too-frequent name changes strongly indicate you are schizophrenic
4) You've switched sex several times and as this was pointed out, you throw baseless allegations at those who do the pointing.
D) Your obsession with the Burnley threads strongly link you with a liking for abuse, indicating a strong possibility you are masochistic.
7) If nothing else, you took the advice on poor literacy to heart and now appear on here dishing out admonishments on poor grammar yourself!
G) You are a humourless, bitter, petty-minded source of amusement and would provide an entire conference-worth of case-study for a gathering of psychologists and psychiatrists.
11) We hope you continue to provide our belly laughs as you are this forums' equivalent of the screamers on Jeremy Kyle or the hopelessly talentless blert on the X-Factor who thinks he's got something to contribute! We lap it up!

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Jarrod Schulz Bearded Wonder wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Jarrod Schulz Bearded Wonder wrote:

Milks gone bad wrote:
Your an idiot

By the way, it's you are an idiot or, you're an idiot, you idiot.
Oh the irony

Apostrophe or no apostrophe, comma misplaced or no comma (your bad), the fundamental fact of the assertion raised is, undeniably, true. You ARE an idiot and there's no court of law in this land that would find differently.

I'm being lectured by a cross dressing shemale.
Time to tell everyone why you shave your legs pork boy.

You can make up all the stuff you want with no basis in fact or reality, after all, that's the domain of the mentally deficient. I go off provable facts and provable facts only. Let's look at what we've got shall we?

1) Your posting times illustrate that you are a stranger to the working world
B) Your all-too-frequent name changes strongly indicate you are schizophrenic
4) You've switched sex several times and as this was pointed out, you throw baseless allegations at those who do the pointing.
D) Your obsession with the Burnley threads strongly link you with a liking for abuse, indicating a strong possibility you are masochistic.
7) If nothing else, you took the advice on poor literacy to heart and now appear on here dishing out admonishments on poor grammar yourself!
G) You are a humourless, bitter, petty-minded source of amusement and would provide an entire conference-worth of case-study for a gathering of psychologists and psychiatrists.
11) We hope you continue to provide our belly laughs as you are this forums' equivalent of the screamers on Jeremy Kyle or the hopelessly talentless blert on the X-Factor who thinks he's got something to contribute! We lap it up!

Wax or immac? I appear to have found your achilles heel. Why do you shave your legs? The question is simple, no need for all that rubbish you just typed. Just answer the question Porky.
And by the way Pork Boy I like your counting, is this some weird form of hexidecimal you've got going on? by the way, it should only go up to F?
1,B,4,D,7,G,11 my you dingle maggots certainly know how to use them extra digits I'm that impressed with your new number system I'm going to name it Base Crisp.. Is it the bible code? Are you sending me an encrypted message?

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Jarrod Schulz Bearded Wonder wrote:

Milks gone bad wrote:
Your an idiot

By the way, it's you are an idiot or, you're an idiot, you idiot.
Oh the irony

Apostrophe or no apostrophe, comma misplaced or no comma (your bad), the fundamental fact of the assertion raised is, undeniably, true. You ARE an idiot and there's no court of law in this land that would find differently.

Crispy, stop crying and talk about football instead of commas you P*****k

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Jarrod Schulz Bearded Wonder wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Jarrod Schulz Bearded Wonder wrote:

Milks gone bad wrote:
Your an idiot

By the way, it's you are an idiot or, you're an idiot, you idiot.
Oh the irony

Apostrophe or no apostrophe, comma misplaced or no comma (your bad), the fundamental fact of the assertion raised is, undeniably, true. You ARE an idiot and there's no court of law in this land that would find differently.

I'm being lectured by a cross dressing shemale.
Time to tell everyone why you shave your legs pork boy.

You can make up all the stuff you want with no basis in fact or reality, after all, that's the domain of the mentally deficient. I go off provable facts and provable facts only. Let's look at what we've got shall we?

1) Your posting times illustrate that you are a stranger to the working world
B) Your all-too-frequent name changes strongly indicate you are schizophrenic
4) You've switched sex several times and as this was pointed out, you throw baseless allegations at those who do the pointing.
D) Your obsession with the Burnley threads strongly link you with a liking for abuse, indicating a strong possibility you are masochistic.
7) If nothing else, you took the advice on poor literacy to heart and now appear on here dishing out admonishments on poor grammar yourself!
G) You are a humourless, bitter, petty-minded source of amusement and would provide an entire conference-worth of case-study for a gathering of psychologists and psychiatrists.
11) We hope you continue to provide our belly laughs as you are this forums' equivalent of the screamers on Jeremy Kyle or the hopelessly talentless blert on the X-Factor who thinks he's got something to contribute! We lap it up!

And not a single word about football. Well, what do Dingles know about football anyway?
Oh, by the way, we've turned the corner.

Jarrod Schulz Bearded Wonder wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Jarrod Schulz Bearded Wonder wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Jarrod Schulz Bearded Wonder wrote:

Milks gone bad wrote:
Your an idiot

By the way, it's you are an idiot or, you're an idiot, you idiot.
Oh the irony

Apostrophe or no apostrophe, comma misplaced or no comma (your bad), the fundamental fact of the assertion raised is, undeniably, true. You ARE an idiot and there's no court of law in this land that would find differently.

I'm being lectured by a cross dressing shemale.
Time to tell everyone why you shave your legs pork boy.

You can make up all the stuff you want with no basis in fact or reality, after all, that's the domain of the mentally deficient. I go off provable facts and provable facts only. Let's look at what we've got shall we?

1) Your posting times illustrate that you are a stranger to the working world
B) Your all-too-frequent name changes strongly indicate you are schizophrenic
4) You've switched sex several times and as this was pointed out, you throw baseless allegations at those who do the pointing.
D) Your obsession with the Burnley threads strongly link you with a liking for abuse, indicating a strong possibility you are masochistic.
7) If nothing else, you took the advice on poor literacy to heart and now appear on here dishing out admonishments on poor grammar yourself!
G) You are a humourless, bitter, petty-minded source of amusement and would provide an entire conference-worth of case-study for a gathering of psychologists and psychiatrists.
11) We hope you continue to provide our belly laughs as you are this forums' equivalent of the screamers on Jeremy Kyle or the hopelessly talentless blert on the X-Factor who thinks he's got something to contribute! We lap it up!

Wax or immac? I appear to have found your achilles heel. Why do you shave your legs? The question is simple, no need for all that rubbish you just typed. Just answer the question Porky.
And by the way Pork Boy I like your counting, is this some weird form of hexidecimal you've got going on? by the way, it should only go up to F?
1,B,4,D,7,G,11 my you dingle maggots certainly know how to use them extra digits I'm that impressed with your new number system I'm going to name it Base Crisp.. Is it the bible code? Are you sending me an encrypted message?

Not even pathetic. -6/10. Don't bother trying, you won't get to zero without medication.

Jarrod Schulz Bearded Wonder wrote:

Milks gone bad wrote:
Your an idiot

By the way, it's you are an idiot or, you're an idiot, you idiot.
Oh the irony

Can't talk football on here without stupid comments hence nobody bothers. This thread is a prime example. Mee will sure up our defence and will be welcomed back into the first team. Good result for your boys yesterday hardwood. Believe it was like the Alamo - you have had a couple like that this season!

It's shore up not sure!!!!

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Jarrod Schulz Bearded Wonder wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Jarrod Schulz Bearded Wonder wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Jarrod Schulz Bearded Wonder wrote:

Milks gone bad wrote:
Your an idiot

By the way, it's you are an idiot or, you're an idiot, you idiot.
Oh the irony

Apostrophe or no apostrophe, comma misplaced or no comma (your bad), the fundamental fact of the assertion raised is, undeniably, true. You ARE an idiot and there's no court of law in this land that would find differently.

I'm being lectured by a cross dressing shemale.
Time to tell everyone why you shave your legs pork boy.

You can make up all the stuff you want with no basis in fact or reality, after all, that's the domain of the mentally deficient. I go off provable facts and provable facts only. Let's look at what we've got shall we?

1) Your posting times illustrate that you are a stranger to the working world
B) Your all-too-frequent name changes strongly indicate you are schizophrenic
4) You've switched sex several times and as this was pointed out, you throw baseless allegations at those who do the pointing.
D) Your obsession with the Burnley threads strongly link you with a liking for abuse, indicating a strong possibility you are masochistic.
7) If nothing else, you took the advice on poor literacy to heart and now appear on here dishing out admonishments on poor grammar yourself!
G) You are a humourless, bitter, petty-minded source of amusement and would provide an entire conference-worth of case-study for a gathering of psychologists and psychiatrists.
11) We hope you continue to provide our belly laughs as you are this forums' equivalent of the screamers on Jeremy Kyle or the hopelessly talentless blert on the X-Factor who thinks he's got something to contribute! We lap it up!

Wax or immac? I appear to have found your achilles heel. Why do you shave your legs? The question is simple, no need for all that rubbish you just typed. Just answer the question Porky.
And by the way Pork Boy I like your counting, is this some weird form of hexidecimal you've got going on? by the way, it should only go up to F?
1,B,4,D,7,G,11 my you dingle maggots certainly know how to use them extra digits I'm that impressed with your new number system I'm going to name it Base Crisp.. Is it the bible code? Are you sending me an encrypted message?

Not even pathetic. -6/10. Don't bother trying, you won't get to zero without medication.

Six out of ten, you could count that on one hand can't you pork boy. I can tell by your command of mathematics that you are definitely no Einstein.
Unless of course your new number system is used in quantum physics i suggest you stick to being my smooth legged spell checker for which you, at least, possess the pins.

How do you know e shaves his legs?

Dingle Dangle wrote:
How do you know e shaves his legs?

It's not e it's he - pedantic!!

Dingle Dangle wrote:
How do you know e shaves his legs?

Because using simple deduction as sherlock holmes will tell you. Any cyclist, of which pork boy is one,aspires to be like Bradley Wiggins. Bradley shaves his legs too y'know The question is why? Do they believe it will make them go faster? Or does pork boy crack one off at the thought of being smooth like Bradley, smooth as a medal winner. Very strange.
The proof is not in the question, its in the lack of the answer. If I said to you, why do you shave your legs?, you would reply, are you a complete nutter what would I shave my legs for?
Crispy on the other hand avoids the question and gets so confused at doing so, he starts counting in gibberish, which any detective will tell you is his own mind trying to block out the undeniable proof.. In other words, he is trying to lie unto himself and failing. HE SHAVES HIS LEGS. Is this the act of a normal man? I can hear him hissing and fizzing from here. Then in order to compensate for feeling less manly, he comes on here and corrects everyones spelling and grammar. Makes him hard again.
He is a confused soul
Did you know he is an Everton supporter too. Thats even more bizarre isn't it?

Thanks. I take it you two are neighbours!!!!!

Dingle Dangle wrote:
Thanks. I take it you two are neighbours!!!!!

No I have only five digits on each hand I am from the mighty Blackburn and pig dweller is from Dingleville

Jarrod Schulz Bearded Wonder wrote:

Dingle Dangle wrote:
How do you know e shaves his legs?

Because using simple deduction as sherlock holmes will tell you. Any cyclist, of which pork boy is one,aspires to be like Bradley Wiggins. Bradley shaves his legs too y'know The question is why? Do they believe it will make them go faster? Or does pork boy crack one off at the thought of being smooth like Bradley, smooth as a medal winner. Very strange.
The proof is not in the question, its in the lack of the answer. If I said to you, why do you shave your legs?, you would reply, are you a complete nutter what would I shave my legs for?
Crispy on the other hand avoids the question and gets so confused at doing so, he starts counting in gibberish, which any detective will tell you is his own mind trying to block out the undeniable proof.. In other words, he is trying to lie unto himself and failing. HE SHAVES HIS LEGS. Is this the act of a normal man? I can hear him hissing and fizzing from here. Then in order to compensate for feeling less manly, he comes on here and corrects everyones spelling and grammar. Makes him hard again.
He is a confused soul
Did you know he is an Everton supporter too. Thats even more bizarre isn't it?

If there were to be a poker for stupidity, you'd have just landed a right Royal Flush there.

1) If I had a football, would that make me a footballer? So why does the possession of a bike make me a 'cyclist'?
2) There is no question 'why' regarding pro cyclists shaving their legs, it's widely known why except by the ignorant. If you can show that cyclists shave their legs 'to make them go faster; I will buy you a brand new Range Rover. When the fact is pointed out to you, I would like, but know you're not man enough to do so, you to provide an apology.
5( I have never shaved my legs in my life so why your prurient interest in it? We can but surmise. And making up lies proves your stupidity.
J) You hypocrite. You were on here last week correcting someone else's grammar because they'd missed an apostrophe pointing out that you were stupid.
10) I didn't even know that I myself was 'an Everton supporter'. That's come as a MAJOR shock to me, that has. It's certainly the first I've heard of it so THAT is what I'd regard as bizarre, you making up lies and then running with it like a small child with a sharp pair of scissors.

So there we are; not one of your assertions come within a TdF mountain-stage-milea
ge distance of anywhere near the truth.

We all await with baited breath at your next forage into your handbag of lies. Don't disappoint us now, Titley.

7) There is no 7

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Jarrod Schulz Bearded Wonder wrote:

Dingle Dangle wrote:
How do you know e shaves his legs?

Because using simple deduction as sherlock holmes will tell you. Any cyclist, of which pork boy is one,aspires to be like Bradley Wiggins. Bradley shaves his legs too y'know The question is why? Do they believe it will make them go faster? Or does pork boy crack one off at the thought of being smooth like Bradley, smooth as a medal winner. Very strange.
The proof is not in the question, its in the lack of the answer. If I said to you, why do you shave your legs?, you would reply, are you a complete nutter what would I shave my legs for?
Crispy on the other hand avoids the question and gets so confused at doing so, he starts counting in gibberish, which any detective will tell you is his own mind trying to block out the undeniable proof.. In other words, he is trying to lie unto himself and failing. HE SHAVES HIS LEGS. Is this the act of a normal man? I can hear him hissing and fizzing from here. Then in order to compensate for feeling less manly, he comes on here and corrects everyones spelling and grammar. Makes him hard again.
He is a confused soul
Did you know he is an Everton supporter too. Thats even more bizarre isn't it?

If there were to be a poker for stupidity, you'd have just landed a right Royal Flush there.

1) If I had a football, would that make me a footballer? So why does the possession of a bike make me a 'cyclist'?
2) There is no question 'why' regarding pro cyclists shaving their legs, it's widely known why except by the ignorant. If you can show that cyclists shave their legs 'to make them go faster; I will buy you a brand new Range Rover. When the fact is pointed out to you, I would like, but know you're not man enough to do so, you to provide an apology.
5( I have never shaved my legs in my life so why your prurient interest in it? We can but surmise. And making up lies proves your stupidity.
J) You hypocrite. You were on here last week correcting someone else's grammar because they'd missed an apostrophe pointing out that you were stupid.
10) I didn't even know that I myself was 'an Everton supporter'. That's come as a MAJOR shock to me, that has. It's certainly the first I've heard of it so THAT is what I'd regard as bizarre, you making up lies and then running with it like a small child with a sharp pair of scissors.

So there we are; not one of your assertions come within a TdF mountain-stage-milea

ge distance of anywhere near the truth.

We all await with baited breath at your next forage into your handbag of lies. Don't disappoint us now, Titley.

7) There is no 7

Ha ha, the cowardly plastic is getting himself in a right tizzy.

Bless x

Chico! wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Jarrod Schulz Bearded Wonder wrote:

Dingle Dangle wrote:
How do you know e shaves his legs?

Because using simple deduction as sherlock holmes will tell you. Any cyclist, of which pork boy is one,aspires to be like Bradley Wiggins. Bradley shaves his legs too y'know The question is why? Do they believe it will make them go faster? Or does pork boy crack one off at the thought of being smooth like Bradley, smooth as a medal winner. Very strange.
The proof is not in the question, its in the lack of the answer. If I said to you, why do you shave your legs?, you would reply, are you a complete nutter what would I shave my legs for?
Crispy on the other hand avoids the question and gets so confused at doing so, he starts counting in gibberish, which any detective will tell you is his own mind trying to block out the undeniable proof.. In other words, he is trying to lie unto himself and failing. HE SHAVES HIS LEGS. Is this the act of a normal man? I can hear him hissing and fizzing from here. Then in order to compensate for feeling less manly, he comes on here and corrects everyones spelling and grammar. Makes him hard again.
He is a confused soul
Did you know he is an Everton supporter too. Thats even more bizarre isn't it?

If there were to be a poker for stupidity, you'd have just landed a right Royal Flush there.

1) If I had a football, would that make me a footballer? So why does the possession of a bike make me a 'cyclist'?
2) There is no question 'why' regarding pro cyclists shaving their legs, it's widely known why except by the ignorant. If you can show that cyclists shave their legs 'to make them go faster; I will buy you a brand new Range Rover. When the fact is pointed out to you, I would like, but know you're not man enough to do so, you to provide an apology.
5( I have never shaved my legs in my life so why your prurient interest in it? We can but surmise. And making up lies proves your stupidity.
J) You hypocrite. You were on here last week correcting someone else's grammar because they'd missed an apostrophe pointing out that you were stupid.
10) I didn't even know that I myself was 'an Everton supporter'. That's come as a MAJOR shock to me, that has. It's certainly the first I've heard of it so THAT is what I'd regard as bizarre, you making up lies and then running with it like a small child with a sharp pair of scissors.

So there we are; not one of your assertions come within a TdF mountain-stage-milea


ge distance of anywhere near the truth.

We all await with baited breath at your next forage into your handbag of lies. Don't disappoint us now, Titley.

7) There is no 7

Ha ha, the cowardly plastic is getting himself in a right tizzy.

Bless x

'Plastic' what, exactly my Bengali friend? And you've lost your primrose when called out in the past about this; substantiate your groundless 'cowardly' act or I'll point out just exactly what you did last time you were called on this.

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Chico! wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Jarrod Schulz Bearded Wonder wrote:

Dingle Dangle wrote:
How do you know e shaves his legs?

Because using simple deduction as sherlock holmes will tell you. Any cyclist, of which pork boy is one,aspires to be like Bradley Wiggins. Bradley shaves his legs too y'know The question is why? Do they believe it will make them go faster? Or does pork boy crack one off at the thought of being smooth like Bradley, smooth as a medal winner. Very strange.
The proof is not in the question, its in the lack of the answer. If I said to you, why do you shave your legs?, you would reply, are you a complete nutter what would I shave my legs for?
Crispy on the other hand avoids the question and gets so confused at doing so, he starts counting in gibberish, which any detective will tell you is his own mind trying to block out the undeniable proof.. In other words, he is trying to lie unto himself and failing. HE SHAVES HIS LEGS. Is this the act of a normal man? I can hear him hissing and fizzing from here. Then in order to compensate for feeling less manly, he comes on here and corrects everyones spelling and grammar. Makes him hard again.
He is a confused soul
Did you know he is an Everton supporter too. Thats even more bizarre isn't it?

If there were to be a poker for stupidity, you'd have just landed a right Royal Flush there.

1) If I had a football, would that make me a footballer? So why does the possession of a bike make me a 'cyclist'?
2) There is no question 'why' regarding pro cyclists shaving their legs, it's widely known why except by the ignorant. If you can show that cyclists shave their legs 'to make them go faster; I will buy you a brand new Range Rover. When the fact is pointed out to you, I would like, but know you're not man enough to do so, you to provide an apology.
5( I have never shaved my legs in my life so why your prurient interest in it? We can but surmise. And making up lies proves your stupidity.
J) You hypocrite. You were on here last week correcting someone else's grammar because they'd missed an apostrophe pointing out that you were stupid.
10) I didn't even know that I myself was 'an Everton supporter'. That's come as a MAJOR shock to me, that has. It's certainly the first I've heard of it so THAT is what I'd regard as bizarre, you making up lies and then running with it like a small child with a sharp pair of scissors.

So there we are; not one of your assertions come within a TdF mountain-stage-milea



ge distance of anywhere near the truth.

We all await with baited breath at your next forage into your handbag of lies. Don't disappoint us now, Titley.

7) There is no 7

Ha ha, the cowardly plastic is getting himself in a right tizzy.

Bless x

'Plastic' what, exactly my Bengali friend? And you've lost your primrose when called out in the past about this; substantiate your groundless 'cowardly' act or I'll point out just exactly what you did last time you were called on this.

The comma should come after exactly, not what, in your first sentence.
It is also improper to begin a sentence with 'And'. It is allowed these days but is still looked at as poor grammar.

Harwoodstblue wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Chico! wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Jarrod Schulz Bearded Wonder wrote:

Dingle Dangle wrote:
How do you know e shaves his legs?

Because using simple deduction as sherlock holmes will tell you. Any cyclist, of which pork boy is one,aspires to be like Bradley Wiggins. Bradley shaves his legs too y'know The question is why? Do they believe it will make them go faster? Or does pork boy crack one off at the thought of being smooth like Bradley, smooth as a medal winner. Very strange.
The proof is not in the question, its in the lack of the answer. If I said to you, why do you shave your legs?, you would reply, are you a complete nutter what would I shave my legs for?
Crispy on the other hand avoids the question and gets so confused at doing so, he starts counting in gibberish, which any detective will tell you is his own mind trying to block out the undeniable proof.. In other words, he is trying to lie unto himself and failing. HE SHAVES HIS LEGS. Is this the act of a normal man? I can hear him hissing and fizzing from here. Then in order to compensate for feeling less manly, he comes on here and corrects everyones spelling and grammar. Makes him hard again.
He is a confused soul
Did you know he is an Everton supporter too. Thats even more bizarre isn't it?

If there were to be a poker for stupidity, you'd have just landed a right Royal Flush there.

1) If I had a football, would that make me a footballer? So why does the possession of a bike make me a 'cyclist'?
2) There is no question 'why' regarding pro cyclists shaving their legs, it's widely known why except by the ignorant. If you can show that cyclists shave their legs 'to make them go faster; I will buy you a brand new Range Rover. When the fact is pointed out to you, I would like, but know you're not man enough to do so, you to provide an apology.
5( I have never shaved my legs in my life so why your prurient interest in it? We can but surmise. And making up lies proves your stupidity.
J) You hypocrite. You were on here last week correcting someone else's grammar because they'd missed an apostrophe pointing out that you were stupid.
10) I didn't even know that I myself was 'an Everton supporter'. That's come as a MAJOR shock to me, that has. It's certainly the first I've heard of it so THAT is what I'd regard as bizarre, you making up lies and then running with it like a small child with a sharp pair of scissors.

So there we are; not one of your assertions come within a TdF mountain-stage-milea




ge distance of anywhere near the truth.

We all await with baited breath at your next forage into your handbag of lies. Don't disappoint us now, Titley.

7) There is no 7

Ha ha, the cowardly plastic is getting himself in a right tizzy.

Bless x

'Plastic' what, exactly my Bengali friend? And you've lost your primrose when called out in the past about this; substantiate your groundless 'cowardly' act or I'll point out just exactly what you did last time you were called on this.

The comma should come after exactly, not what, in your first sentence.
It is also improper to begin a sentence with 'And'. It is allowed these days but is still looked at as poor grammar.

No it's not. And (yes, it IS allowed) the comma comes where you would place a guttural stop in your own speech style and that, my pedantic friend, is EXACTLY where I would have put mine.

And you should have written 'as in your first sentence', so you dropped a bit of a cloggy one there.

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Chico! wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Jarrod Schulz Bearded Wonder wrote:

Dingle Dangle wrote:
How do you know e shaves his legs?

Because using simple deduction as sherlock holmes will tell you. Any cyclist, of which pork boy is one,aspires to be like Bradley Wiggins. Bradley shaves his legs too y'know The question is why? Do they believe it will make them go faster? Or does pork boy crack one off at the thought of being smooth like Bradley, smooth as a medal winner. Very strange.
The proof is not in the question, its in the lack of the answer. If I said to you, why do you shave your legs?, you would reply, are you a complete nutter what would I shave my legs for?
Crispy on the other hand avoids the question and gets so confused at doing so, he starts counting in gibberish, which any detective will tell you is his own mind trying to block out the undeniable proof.. In other words, he is trying to lie unto himself and failing. HE SHAVES HIS LEGS. Is this the act of a normal man? I can hear him hissing and fizzing from here. Then in order to compensate for feeling less manly, he comes on here and corrects everyones spelling and grammar. Makes him hard again.
He is a confused soul
Did you know he is an Everton supporter too. Thats even more bizarre isn't it?

If there were to be a poker for stupidity, you'd have just landed a right Royal Flush there.

1) If I had a football, would that make me a footballer? So why does the possession of a bike make me a 'cyclist'?
2) There is no question 'why' regarding pro cyclists shaving their legs, it's widely known why except by the ignorant. If you can show that cyclists shave their legs 'to make them go faster; I will buy you a brand new Range Rover. When the fact is pointed out to you, I would like, but know you're not man enough to do so, you to provide an apology.
5( I have never shaved my legs in my life so why your prurient interest in it? We can but surmise. And making up lies proves your stupidity.
J) You hypocrite. You were on here last week correcting someone else's grammar because they'd missed an apostrophe pointing out that you were stupid.
10) I didn't even know that I myself was 'an Everton supporter'. That's come as a MAJOR shock to me, that has. It's certainly the first I've heard of it so THAT is what I'd regard as bizarre, you making up lies and then running with it like a small child with a sharp pair of scissors.

So there we are; not one of your assertions come within a TdF mountain-stage-milea



ge distance of anywhere near the truth.

We all await with baited breath at your next forage into your handbag of lies. Don't disappoint us now, Titley.

7) There is no 7

Ha ha, the cowardly plastic is getting himself in a right tizzy.

Bless x

'Plastic' what, exactly my Bengali friend? And you've lost your primrose when called out in the past about this; substantiate your groundless 'cowardly' act or I'll point out just exactly what you did last time you were called on this.

Oh this is just too amusing!

Have you any idea how much of bell you look when you try to act hard on the Internet? You soppy get!

I have no idea what you're prattling on about so please free to reveal where you "called me out" you cretinous tryhard.

Cowardly plastic suits you to a tee Crispin, as when every you get asked what team you support you chuck a wobbler and disappear, or even better start stamping your feet in a tantrum claiming "it's none of your business"

On the footy pages.

Hilarious.

So either your either ashamed of your team, or your too scared to reveal it because you know you can't take the ripping you'll get.

As your banter is so weak it's practically homeopathic, it's probably the latter.

Chin up plastic, you can always come back on here and defend your little Dingle pals from the nasty Rovers fans being mean to them.

Bless x

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Harwoodstblue wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Chico! wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Jarrod Schulz Bearded Wonder wrote:

Dingle Dangle wrote:
How do you know e shaves his legs?

Because using simple deduction as sherlock holmes will tell you. Any cyclist, of which pork boy is one,aspires to be like Bradley Wiggins. Bradley shaves his legs too y'know The question is why? Do they believe it will make them go faster? Or does pork boy crack one off at the thought of being smooth like Bradley, smooth as a medal winner. Very strange.
The proof is not in the question, its in the lack of the answer. If I said to you, why do you shave your legs?, you would reply, are you a complete nutter what would I shave my legs for?
Crispy on the other hand avoids the question and gets so confused at doing so, he starts counting in gibberish, which any detective will tell you is his own mind trying to block out the undeniable proof.. In other words, he is trying to lie unto himself and failing. HE SHAVES HIS LEGS. Is this the act of a normal man? I can hear him hissing and fizzing from here. Then in order to compensate for feeling less manly, he comes on here and corrects everyones spelling and grammar. Makes him hard again.
He is a confused soul
Did you know he is an Everton supporter too. Thats even more bizarre isn't it?

If there were to be a poker for stupidity, you'd have just landed a right Royal Flush there.

1) If I had a football, would that make me a footballer? So why does the possession of a bike make me a 'cyclist'?
2) There is no question 'why' regarding pro cyclists shaving their legs, it's widely known why except by the ignorant. If you can show that cyclists shave their legs 'to make them go faster; I will buy you a brand new Range Rover. When the fact is pointed out to you, I would like, but know you're not man enough to do so, you to provide an apology.
5( I have never shaved my legs in my life so why your prurient interest in it? We can but surmise. And making up lies proves your stupidity.
J) You hypocrite. You were on here last week correcting someone else's grammar because they'd missed an apostrophe pointing out that you were stupid.
10) I didn't even know that I myself was 'an Everton supporter'. That's come as a MAJOR shock to me, that has. It's certainly the first I've heard of it so THAT is what I'd regard as bizarre, you making up lies and then running with it like a small child with a sharp pair of scissors.

So there we are; not one of your assertions come within a TdF mountain-stage-milea





ge distance of anywhere near the truth.

We all await with baited breath at your next forage into your handbag of lies. Don't disappoint us now, Titley.

7) There is no 7

Ha ha, the cowardly plastic is getting himself in a right tizzy.

Bless x

'Plastic' what, exactly my Bengali friend? And you've lost your primrose when called out in the past about this; substantiate your groundless 'cowardly' act or I'll point out just exactly what you did last time you were called on this.

The comma should come after exactly, not what, in your first sentence.
It is also improper to begin a sentence with 'And'. It is allowed these days but is still looked at as poor grammar.

No it's not. And (yes, it IS allowed) the comma comes where you would place a guttural stop in your own speech style and that, my pedantic friend, is EXACTLY where I would have put mine.

And you should have written 'as in your first sentence', so you dropped a bit of a cloggy one there.

WRONG Mr Bacon, that is poor grammar however you try to dress it up.You are not as clever as you make out to be. You have been found out.

Try talking about football if you can as this is a football forum.

Chico! wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Chico! wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Jarrod Schulz Bearded Wonder wrote:

Dingle Dangle wrote: How do you know e shaves his legs?

Because using simple deduction as sherlock holmes will tell you. Any cyclist, of which pork boy is one,aspires to be like Bradley Wiggins. Bradley shaves his legs too y'know The question is why? Do they believe it will make them go faster? Or does pork boy crack one off at the thought of being smooth like Bradley, smooth as a medal winner. Very strange. The proof is not in the question, its in the lack of the answer. If I said to you, why do you shave your legs?, you would reply, are you a complete nutter what would I shave my legs for? Crispy on the other hand avoids the question and gets so confused at doing so, he starts counting in gibberish, which any detective will tell you is his own mind trying to block out the undeniable proof.. In other words, he is trying to lie unto himself and failing. HE SHAVES HIS LEGS. Is this the act of a normal man? I can hear him hissing and fizzing from here. Then in order to compensate for feeling less manly, he comes on here and corrects everyones spelling and grammar. Makes him hard again. He is a confused soul Did you know he is an Everton supporter too. Thats even more bizarre isn't it?

If there were to be a poker for stupidity, you'd have just landed a right Royal Flush there. 1) If I had a football, would that make me a footballer? So why does the possession of a bike make me a 'cyclist'? 2) There is no question 'why' regarding pro cyclists shaving their legs, it's widely known why except by the ignorant. If you can show that cyclists shave their legs 'to make them go faster; I will buy you a brand new Range Rover. When the fact is pointed out to you, I would like, but know you're not man enough to do so, you to provide an apology. 5( I have never shaved my legs in my life so why your prurient interest in it? We can but surmise. And making up lies proves your stupidity. J) You hypocrite. You were on here last week correcting someone else's grammar because they'd missed an apostrophe pointing out that you were stupid. 10) I didn't even know that I myself was 'an Everton supporter'. That's come as a MAJOR shock to me, that has. It's certainly the first I've heard of it so THAT is what I'd regard as bizarre, you making up lies and then running with it like a small child with a sharp pair of scissors. So there we are; not one of your assertions come within a TdF mountain-stage-milea ge distance of anywhere near the truth. We all await with baited breath at your next forage into your handbag of lies. Don't disappoint us now, Titley. 7) There is no 7

Ha ha, the cowardly plastic is getting himself in a right tizzy. Bless x

'Plastic' what, exactly my Bengali friend? And you've lost your primrose when called out in the past about this; substantiate your groundless 'cowardly' act or I'll point out just exactly what you did last time you were called on this.

Oh this is just too amusing! Have you any idea how much of bell you look when you try to act hard on the Internet? You soppy get! I have no idea what you're prattling on about so please free to reveal where you "called me out" you cretinous tryhard. Cowardly plastic suits you to a tee Crispin, as when every you get asked what team you support you chuck a wobbler and disappear, or even better start stamping your feet in a tantrum claiming "it's none of your business" On the footy pages. Hilarious. So either your either ashamed of your team, or your too scared to reveal it because you know you can't take the ripping you'll get. As your banter is so weak it's practically homeopathic, it's probably the latter. Chin up plastic, you can always come back on here and defend your little Dingle pals from the nasty Rovers fans being mean to them. Bless x

Whoops!

On re-reading I've spotted that there's a few typos in this, no doubt cowardly Crispin will get himself worked up into a lather over them, like the jumped up little poindexter he is.

The sanctimonious pedant.