I'M seriously considering writing to ITV2 - Mary Whitehouse style - and asking for compensation for the hour of my life I wasted watching last night's Katie & Peter: the Next Chapter.

The show should really be titled Kate & Peter: the one where nothing happens.

My God it was dull.

Don't get me wrong, I actually quite like Katie Price, but when you point a camera at her and her hubby, it never fails to make me cringe. The highlight of the show was the bit where the tango'd twosome visited a designer to view his new collection and pick out some freebies.

"When you're famous you don't have to go shopping. Shopping comes to you," said the narrator. But while they were waiting to take a look at their swag an argument brewed after Peter "entertained" the room with a Michael Jackson impression.

"You always have to do Jackson," crowed Katie, playing to the room. "Why can't you be Peter Andre? Why do you have to mimic someone else?"

As ever, Peter rose to the bait.

"That's rich coming from a Pamela Anderson wannabe and a Paris Hilton fan," he hit back, while the PR girl looked embarrassed.

These two would be the worst dinner party guests ever. They seem to believe everyone else wants to hear every disagreement.

I wish one of their entourage would just tell them to grow up.