BOLTON star, Vernon Kay's TV career has been given a fresh boost with news he is to host a new game show in ITV.
Kay, aged 33, will be the face of new primetime show, Beat The Star, which is part of the new spring/summer season.
The show will see contestants battle against celebrities in a series of mental and physical challenges to win £50,000.
Other highlights of the spring/summer season include HRH The Duke Of Edinburgh, a landmark factual documentary, and tense conspiracy thriller Midnight Man, starring James Nesbitt as a former journalist who is forced to turn fugitive after stumbling on the activities of a shadowy death squad.
[quote][bold]Le Roi[/bold] wrote:
You two are hilarious.
For the nth time you use the 'Kay' name reference.
Tiresome and tedious.[/quote] You're just jealous because you weren't quick witted enough to get in first or even second.
Le Roi wrote:
You two are hilarious.
For the nth time you use the 'Kay' name reference.
Tiresome and tedious.
You're just jealous because you weren't quick witted enough to get in first or even second.
Posted by: RockyRereturns, Bicester on 10:38am Sat 22 Mar 08
[quote][bold]Sun Tzu[/bold] wrote:
[quote][bold]RockyRereturns[/bold] wrote:
Are you ssssure Bolton News?
His dad is way funnier than him.[/quote] Peter isn't his dad, he's his son.[/quote] I didnt mention a Peter
Im talking about the guy who introduces guests at the Tonge Moor Connie club. Vernons dad.
Sun Tzu wrote:
RockyRereturns wrote:
Are you ssssure Bolton News?
His dad is way funnier than him.
Peter isn't his dad, he's his son.
I didnt mention a Peter
Im talking about the guy who introduces guests at the Tonge Moor Connie club. Vernons dad.
[quote][bold]Le Roi[/bold] wrote:
Quick witted to 'joke' that Peter is Vernon's Dad ?
You want to get out more, mix with real people and practise your 'wit' on them.[/quote] [quote]From another thread King Pric wrote "Amy is a dear showbiz friend, I see her in the Co Op at BX."[/quote]
BTW - Ken Baldwin is sick of you calling him by his screen name.
Le Roi wrote:
Quick witted to 'joke' that Peter is Vernon's Dad ?
You want to get out more, mix with real people and practise your 'wit' on them.
From another thread King Pric wrote "Amy is a dear showbiz friend, I see her in the Co Op at BX."
BTW - Ken Baldwin is sick of you calling him by his screen name.
Posted by: RockyRereturns, Bicester on 10:39am Sat 22 Mar 08
[quote][bold]Le Roi[/bold] wrote:
I was amongst 20 beautiful people in the Thomas Egerton last night all captivated by my travel anecdotes, and enthralled by my conversation.[/quote] I drove past and at 10:30 pm weren't they closing up cause you had driven everyone to bed.
Le Roi wrote:
I was amongst 20 beautiful people in the Thomas Egerton last night all captivated by my travel anecdotes, and enthralled by my conversation.
I drove past and at 10:30 pm weren't they closing up cause you had driven everyone to bed.
Posted by: RockyRereturns, Bicester on 10:40am Sat 22 Mar 08
[quote][bold]Sun Tzu[/bold] wrote:
[quote][bold]Le Roi[/bold] wrote:
Quick witted to 'joke' that Peter is Vernon's Dad ?
You want to get out more, mix with real people and practise your 'wit' on them.[/quote] [quote]From another thread King Pric wrote "Amy is a dear showbiz friend, I see her in the Co Op at BX."[/quote]
BTW - Ken Baldwin is sick of you calling him by his screen name. [/quote] More like Ken Barlow from Corrie.
Sun Tzu wrote:
Le Roi wrote:
Quick witted to 'joke' that Peter is Vernon's Dad ?
You want to get out more, mix with real people and practise your 'wit' on them.
From another thread King Pric wrote "Amy is a dear showbiz friend, I see her in the Co Op at BX."
BTW - Ken Baldwin is sick of you calling him by his screen name.
[quote][bold]Le Roi[/bold] wrote:
I was amongst 20 beautiful people in the Thomas Egerton last night all captivated by my travel anecdotes, and enthralled by my conversation.[/quote] I'll bet Noel Coward and Ernest Hemingway were so impressed with you.
Le Roi wrote:
I was amongst 20 beautiful people in the Thomas Egerton last night all captivated by my travel anecdotes, and enthralled by my conversation.
I'll bet Noel Coward and Ernest Hemingway were so impressed with you.
Posted by: RockyRereturns, Bicester on 10:41am Sat 22 Mar 08
""Amy is a dear showbiz friend, I see her in the Co Op at BX.""
hahaha...
I can imagine those tired people at the bar listening to how your eyes met across the bread aisle.
""Amy is a dear showbiz friend, I see her in the Co Op at BX.""
hahaha...
I can imagine those tired people at the bar listening to how your eyes met across the bread aisle.
[quote][bold]Le Roi[/bold] wrote:
[quote]BTW - Ken Baldwin is sick of you calling him by his screen name.[/quote]
Nope, no idea.[/quote] That one flew right over your head eh? I would explain the joke to you but it would only waste valuable seconds.
Le Roi wrote:
BTW - Ken Baldwin is sick of you calling him by his screen name.
Nope, no idea.
That one flew right over your head eh? I would explain the joke to you but it would only waste valuable seconds.
Posted by: RockyRereturns, Bicester on 10:42am Sat 22 Mar 08
[quote][bold]Sun Tzu[/bold] wrote:
[quote][bold]Le Roi[/bold] wrote:
I was amongst 20 beautiful people in the Thomas Egerton last night all captivated by my travel anecdotes, and enthralled by my conversation.[/quote] I'll bet Noel Coward and Ernest Hemingway were so impressed with you.[/quote] Omar Sharif has been in touch want to know when his next appearance is at Leroys next oilfield launch.
Sun Tzu wrote:
Le Roi wrote:
I was amongst 20 beautiful people in the Thomas Egerton last night all captivated by my travel anecdotes, and enthralled by my conversation.
I'll bet Noel Coward and Ernest Hemingway were so impressed with you.
Omar Sharif has been in touch want to know when his next appearance is at Leroys next oilfield launch.
[quote][bold]RockyRereturns[/bold] wrote:
[quote][bold]Sun Tzu[/bold] wrote:
[quote][bold]Le Roi[/bold] wrote:
I was amongst 20 beautiful people in the Thomas Egerton last night all captivated by my travel anecdotes, and enthralled by my conversation.[/quote] I'll bet Noel Coward and Ernest Hemingway were so impressed with you.[/quote] Omar Sharif has been in touch want to know when his next appearance is at Leroys next oilfield launch.
[/quote] 1st of April 1901 on Fantasy Island.
Club class travel by tardis can be arranged via telepathy.
RockyRereturns wrote:
Sun Tzu wrote:
Le Roi wrote:
I was amongst 20 beautiful people in the Thomas Egerton last night all captivated by my travel anecdotes, and enthralled by my conversation.
I'll bet Noel Coward and Ernest Hemingway were so impressed with you.
Omar Sharif has been in touch want to know when his next appearance is at Leroys next oilfield launch.
1st of April 1901 on Fantasy Island.
Club class travel by tardis can be arranged via telepathy.
Posted by: RockyRereturns, Bicester on 10:46am Sat 22 Mar 08
[quote][bold]RockyRereturns[/bold] wrote:
[quote][bold]Sun Tzu[/bold] wrote:
[quote][bold]Le Roi[/bold] wrote:
Quick witted to 'joke' that Peter is Vernon's Dad ?
You want to get out more, mix with real people and practise your 'wit' on them.[/quote] [quote]From another thread King Pric wrote "Amy is a dear showbiz friend, I see her in the Co Op at BX."[/quote]
BTW - Ken Baldwin is sick of you calling him by his screen name. [/quote] More like Ken Barlow from Corrie.
[/quote] Don't worry Sun I tried to give him a clue.
RockyRereturns wrote:
Sun Tzu wrote:
Le Roi wrote:
Quick witted to 'joke' that Peter is Vernon's Dad ?
You want to get out more, mix with real people and practise your 'wit' on them.
From another thread King Pric wrote "Amy is a dear showbiz friend, I see her in the Co Op at BX."
BTW - Ken Baldwin is sick of you calling him by his screen name.
[quote]By the way, what time did you wake up?[/quote]
Woke up glanced at iphone time and made breakfast.
Just realised clock was on Greek time, 2 hours ahead.
Back in bed.
Got a freebie at T'Reebok but may not bother.
By the way, what time did you wake up?
Woke up glanced at iphone time and made breakfast.
Just realised clock was on Greek time, 2 hours ahead.
Back in bed.
Got a freebie at T'Reebok but may not bother.
[quote][bold]tosh[/bold] wrote:
[quote][bold]Sun Tzu[/bold] wrote:
Vermin Kray is alright but he's not as funny as his two brothers Ron and Ray.[/quote] Ronnie and Reggie![/quote] There were three of them eh?
tosh wrote:
Sun Tzu wrote:
Vermin Kray is alright but he's not as funny as his two brothers Ron and Ray.
[quote][bold]Le Roi[/bold] wrote:
[quote]By the way, what time did you wake up?[/quote]
Woke up glanced at iphone time and made breakfast.
Just realised clock was on Greek time, 2 hours ahead.
Back in bed.
Got a freebie at T'Reebok but may not bother.
[/quote] iphone time? Is that a new zone? The twilight zone maybe.
Le Roi wrote:
By the way, what time did you wake up?
Woke up glanced at iphone time and made breakfast.
Just realised clock was on Greek time, 2 hours ahead.
Back in bed.
Got a freebie at T'Reebok but may not bother.
iphone time? Is that a new zone? The twilight zone maybe.
[quote][bold]Le Roi[/bold] wrote:
Well it's not an entertaining prospect.Bolton play the most negative, ugly football currently on offer.
But free food & wine may make it bearable.[/quote] No prawn sandwiches eh?
Le Roi wrote:
Well it's not an entertaining prospect.Bolton play the most negative, ugly football currently on offer.
But free food & wine may make it bearable.
Posted by: RockyRereturns, Bicester on 10:58am Sat 22 Mar 08
[quote][bold]Le Roi[/bold] wrote:
Well it's not an entertaining prospect.Bolton play the most negative, ugly football currently on offer.
But free food & wine may make it bearable.[/quote] They don't offer free food and wine to media luvvies.
Owned again Leroy the Liar.
Le Roi wrote:
Well it's not an entertaining prospect.Bolton play the most negative, ugly football currently on offer.
But free food & wine may make it bearable.
They don't offer free food and wine to media luvvies.
Posted by: RockyRereturns, Bicester on 11:02am Sat 22 Mar 08
[quote][bold]Le Roi[/bold] wrote:
They do in the Player's Lounge.[/quote] When did you start playing for BWFC then?
Leroy did you ever present Jackanory?
Posted by: RockyRereturns, Bicester on 11:07am Sat 22 Mar 08
[quote][bold]Le Roi[/bold] wrote:
Players. Staff. [bold]Friends of Staff.[/bold]
You know nowt about the 'backstage' do you ?
Embarrassing.[/quote] See told you LEROY had a mate who was a STEWARD...
hahahahahaha
Leroy outed yet again.
In his own words.
Cheers.
Le Roi wrote:
Players. Staff. Friends of Staff.
You know nowt about the 'backstage' do you ?
Embarrassing.
See told you LEROY had a mate who was a STEWARD...
[quote]You know nowt about the 'backstage' do you ?[/quote]
Manna from heaven.
I've heard it called some things but backstaging is a new one on me.
Where's Boris?
You know nowt about the 'backstage' do you ?
Manna from heaven.
I've heard it called some things but backstaging is a new one on me.
Posted by: RockyRereturns, Bicester on 11:12am Sat 22 Mar 08
It's a good job we have Leroy on this comments. We would have no one to cheer us up.
At the match later the vision of Leroy waving to his mate in the orange Jacket will give me some well deserved half time entertainment.
It's a good job we have Leroy on this comments. We would have no one to cheer us up.
At the match later the vision of Leroy waving to his mate in the orange Jacket will give me some well deserved half time entertainment.
[quote][bold]RockyRereturns[/bold] wrote:
It's a good job we have Leroy on this comments. We would have no one to cheer us up.
At the match later the vision of Leroy waving to his mate in the orange Jacket will give me some well deserved half time entertainment.
[/quote] Rock - Be careful not to turn your back to the stage.
RockyRereturns wrote:
It's a good job we have Leroy on this comments. We would have no one to cheer us up.
At the match later the vision of Leroy waving to his mate in the orange Jacket will give me some well deserved half time entertainment.
Rock - Be careful not to turn your back to the stage.
Posted by: BORISIMO, aka/dop/yelt/vonn/nm
e on 11:17am Sat 22 Mar 08
[quote][bold]Sun Tzu[/bold] wrote:
[quote]You know nowt about the 'backstage' do you ?[/quote] Manna from heaven. I've heard it called some things but backstaging is a new one on me. Where's Boris? [/quote] I'm here, done my back in, Erica's fault, fell off my chair laughing at him.
Sun Tzu wrote:
You know nowt about the 'backstage' do you ?
Manna from heaven. I've heard it called some things but backstaging is a new one on me. Where's Boris?
I'm here, done my back in, Erica's fault, fell off my chair laughing at him.
Posted by: RockyRereturns, Bicester on 11:17am Sat 22 Mar 08
As the day draws to a close and the sun sets over the reebok, Leroy and his orange jacketed girlfriend hold hands , feet dangling over the top tier, pondering the days of European favour gone by.
Leroy whispers into his friends ear "do you fancy going home to greece"
And pavlo duly replied "No ducky, you know how much I'm allergic to that petroleum jelly"
As the day draws to a close and the sun sets over the reebok, Leroy and his orange jacketed girlfriend hold hands , feet dangling over the top tier, pondering the days of European favour gone by.
Leroy whispers into his friends ear "do you fancy going home to greece"
And pavlo duly replied "No ducky, you know how much I'm allergic to that petroleum jelly"
Posted by: RockyRereturns, Bicester on 11:25am Sat 22 Mar 08
[quote][bold]Sun Tzu[/bold] wrote:
Act one is over without costume change.
The principle would like to leave backstage.
The crowd don't understand.[/quote] If his goat died do you think there would be a minutes at T'Reebok.
Or the laws of marriage in Sudan would be repealed?
Tubby, the lovely redhead from Emmerdaz who now plays the lead role in Cabaret in the west end.
Unfortunately in the Old Smokey, bright lights of the big city.
Leroy and his tardis are little fish in a big pond.
Know nothing Nobodys.
Sun Tzu wrote:
Act one is over without costume change.
The principle would like to leave backstage.
The crowd don't understand.
If his goat died do you think there would be a minutes at T'Reebok.
Or the laws of marriage in Sudan would be repealed?
Tubby, the lovely redhead from Emmerdaz who now plays the lead role in Cabaret in the west end.
Unfortunately in the Old Smokey, bright lights of the big city.
Leroy and his tardis are little fish in a big pond.
Posted by: RockyRereturns, Bicester on 11:29am Sat 22 Mar 08
[quote][bold]BORISIMO[/bold] wrote:
No Andrew, I wonder why, oh yes Erica is posting, silly me.[/quote] Be careful boris, they are both higher rate taxpayers don't you know??
BORISIMO wrote:
No Andrew, I wonder why, oh yes Erica is posting, silly me.
Be careful boris, they are both higher rate taxpayers don't you know??
Posted by: Tubby Scruff, Star Gazing on 11:29am Sat 22 Mar 08
Ah right,who's Mum rings me often, having known her from being a kid ? That one ?
LeRoi,
Latest boyfriend,
Mums name
Dads name..ect & profession
Sisters
Brothers
Such a dear friend would know the answers to some of the questions dear.
Ah right,who's Mum rings me often, having known her from being a kid ? That one ?
LeRoi,
Latest boyfriend,
Mums name
Dads name..ect & profession
Sisters
Brothers
Such a dear friend would know the answers to some of the questions dear.
Posted by: BORISIMO, aka/dop/yelt/vonn/nm
e on 11:32am Sat 22 Mar 08
[quote][bold]RockyRereturns[/bold] wrote:
[quote][bold]BORISIMO[/bold] wrote: No Andrew, I wonder why, oh yes Erica is posting, silly me.[/quote] Be careful boris, they are both higher rate taxpayers don't you know??[/quote] Yes alcoholics do pay a high rate of tax, that's their fault.
RockyRereturns wrote:
BORISIMO wrote: No Andrew, I wonder why, oh yes Erica is posting, silly me.
Be careful boris, they are both higher rate taxpayers don't you know??
Yes alcoholics do pay a high rate of tax, that's their fault.
[quote]Posted by: Le Roi on 10:18am today
Amy is a dear showbiz friend, I see her in the Co Op at BX.[/quote]
Quite clearly subtle humour is way beyond you numpties.
Posted by: Le Roi on 10:18am today
Amy is a dear showbiz friend, I see her in the Co Op at BX.
Quite clearly subtle humour is way beyond you numpties.
Posted by: RockyRereturns, Bicester on 11:38am Sat 22 Mar 08
[quote][bold]Tubby Scruff[/bold] wrote:
Ah right,who's Mum rings me often, having known her from being a kid ? That one ?
LeRoi,
Latest boyfriend,
Mums name
Dads name..ect & profession
Sisters
Brothers
Such a dear friend would know the answers to some of the questions dear.[/quote] Answer the questions LEROY first names only will do !!!!
Tubby Scruff wrote:
Ah right,who's Mum rings me often, having known her from being a kid ? That one ?
LeRoi,
Latest boyfriend,
Mums name
Dads name..ect & profession
Sisters
Brothers
Such a dear friend would know the answers to some of the questions dear.
Answer the questions LEROY first names only will do !!!!
Posted by: RockyRereturns, Bicester on 11:39am Sat 22 Mar 08
[quote][bold]Le Roi[/bold] wrote:
[quote]Posted by: Le Roi on 10:18am today
Amy is a dear showbiz friend, I see her in the Co Op at BX.[/quote]
Quite clearly subtle humour is way beyond you numpties.[/quote] Subtle Lies we all know about
Le Roi wrote:
Posted by: Le Roi on 10:18am today
Amy is a dear showbiz friend, I see her in the Co Op at BX.
Quite clearly subtle humour is way beyond you numpties.
[quote][bold]Le Roi[/bold] wrote:
[quote]Posted by: Le Roi on 10:18am today
Amy is a dear showbiz friend, I see her in the Co Op at BX.[/quote]
Quite clearly subtle humour is way beyond you numpties.[/quote] No it's not. You meant it and now you're trying to squirm your way out.
Le Roi wrote:
Posted by: Le Roi on 10:18am today
Amy is a dear showbiz friend, I see her in the Co Op at BX.
Quite clearly subtle humour is way beyond you numpties.
No it's not. You meant it and now you're trying to squirm your way out.
Exposed once again by his own hand.
How I love the pen being mightier than the sword....stabbed through the heart by his own keyboard.
Remember this one folks !
Exposed once again by his own hand.
How I love the pen being mightier than the sword....stabbed through the heart by his own keyboard.
[bold]Walter Mitty has left the building.[/bold]
Tubbs, treats himself to another Coffee and a digestive in celebration, and a wry smile whilst goats across the land, do a jig that at least today, they're safe.
Walter Mitty has left the building.
Tubbs, treats himself to another Coffee and a digestive in celebration, and a wry smile whilst goats across the land, do a jig that at least today, they're safe.
[quote][bold]Le Roi[/bold] wrote:
Clearly the joke was far too subtle.
A 'dear showbiz friend' that 'I see in the Co Op' ?
Whoosh.[/quote] Ah! It's that new kind of humour. Like regular humour but not funny.
Le Roi wrote:
Clearly the joke was far too subtle.
A 'dear showbiz friend' that 'I see in the Co Op' ?
Whoosh.
Ah! It's that new kind of humour. Like regular humour but not funny.
Posted by: Cerberus, Bolton on 11:58am Sat 22 Mar 08
Can someone put me in the picture regarding why whenever Leroy appears,people start talking about goats.
I'm new on here and don't want to put my foot in anything!
Can someone put me in the picture regarding why whenever Leroy appears,people start talking about goats.
I'm new on here and don't want to put my foot in anything!
I wouldn't know Amy Nuttall if she tap danced around my front room singing:
What good is sitting alone in your room?
Come hear the music play.
Life is a Cabaret, old chum,
Come to the Cabaret.
Put down the knitting,
The book and the broom.
Time for a holiday.
Life is Cabaret, old chum,
Come to the Cabaret.
Come taste the wine,
Come hear the band.
Come blow your horn,
Start celebrating;
Right this way,
Your table's waiting
No use permitting
some prophet of doom
To wipe every smile away.
Come hear the music play.
Life is a Cabaret, old chum,
Come to the Cabaret!
Le Roi is the Master of Ceremonies at the Cabaret that is this Forum.
I play with your emotions, your heads and your hearts.
I wouldn't know Amy Nuttall if she tap danced around my front room singing:
What good is sitting alone in your room?
Come hear the music play.
Life is a Cabaret, old chum,
Come to the Cabaret.
Put down the knitting,
The book and the broom.
Time for a holiday.
Life is Cabaret, old chum,
Come to the Cabaret.
Come taste the wine,
Come hear the band.
Come blow your horn,
Start celebrating;
Right this way,
Your table's waiting
No use permitting
some prophet of doom
To wipe every smile away.
Come hear the music play.
Life is a Cabaret, old chum,
Come to the Cabaret!
Le Roi is the Master of Ceremonies at the Cabaret that is this Forum.
I play with your emotions, your heads and your hearts.
Posted by: Tubby Scruff, Operation Triumph on 12:02pm Sat 22 Mar 08
Joke ? The only joke here darling is you as you've proven by your own hand.
I suppose Jim Cartwright, that was joke too ? Remember, another you couldn't answer ?
I'm not keeping count, my apprentice Rocky does that....[bold]"ROCKY"[/bold] what's the scores on the doors today ?
Joke ? The only joke here darling is you as you've proven by your own hand.
I suppose Jim Cartwright, that was joke too ? Remember, another you couldn't answer ?
I'm not keeping count, my apprentice Rocky does that...."ROCKY" what's the scores on the doors today ?
Posted by: Cerberus, Bolton on 12:07pm Sat 22 Mar 08
[quote][bold]BORISIMO[/bold] wrote:
Cerberus Erica famously said Why would we do what the Spanish do, they throw goats off buildings. This was on a thread a few months ago.[/quote] Much obliged Boris.
I thought it might have been something more sinister.
BORISIMO wrote:
Cerberus Erica famously said Why would we do what the Spanish do, they throw goats off buildings. This was on a thread a few months ago.
Much obliged Boris.
I thought it might have been something more sinister.
[quote][bold]Le Roi[/bold] wrote:
66 posts.
60 about Le Roi.
Your lives would be incomplete without me.[/quote] Yeah you're right. Every village needs an idiot.
Le Roi wrote:
66 posts.
60 about Le Roi.
Your lives would be incomplete without me.
Posted by: cow-head, westhoughton on 12:10pm Sat 22 Mar 08
Yes it's good to laugh Erica.
The joke is that it is at your expense and you haven't seemed to grasped that yet.
Wouldn't you be better leaving the Internet alone and concentrating on your Goat, you are good at that.
Well everyone has to be good at something, even you Erica!!!!
Yes it's good to laugh Erica.
The joke is that it is at your expense and you haven't seemed to grasped that yet.
Wouldn't you be better leaving the Internet alone and concentrating on your Goat, you are good at that.
Well everyone has to be good at something, even you Erica!!!!
Posted by: RagReader, Horwich on 12:13pm Sat 22 Mar 08
[quote][bold]BORISIMO[/bold] wrote:
Cerberus Erica famously said Why would we do what the Spanish do, they throw goats off buildings. This was on a thread a few months ago.[/quote] I'm anther one who was baffled by the constant goat references, cruelty to goats,
Hilarious.
BORISIMO wrote:
Cerberus Erica famously said Why would we do what the Spanish do, they throw goats off buildings. This was on a thread a few months ago.
I'm anther one who was baffled by the constant goat references, cruelty to goats,
Hilarious.
[quote][bold]BORISIMO[/bold] wrote:
Longford is back on the BNP thread.[/quote] Just had a look. It's the rantings of a madman, on a dead thread. He's better off on page three talking to himself. It's the only way he's ever going to win an argument on here.
BORISIMO wrote:
Longford is back on the BNP thread.
Just had a look. It's the rantings of a madman, on a dead thread. He's better off on page three talking to himself. It's the only way he's ever going to win an argument on here.
Posted by: Cerberus, Bolton on 12:34pm Sat 22 Mar 08
[quote][bold]Le Roi[/bold] wrote:
66 posts. 60 about Le Roi. Your lives would be incomplete without me.[/quote] Here to help Leroy,here to help.
It's a cyber care in the community programme.
Without us,and with your personality disorder,who knows what mischief you could be getting up to!
Making fantastic tales up to women you harrass in the street,about the time you spent the night with Girls Aloud,and they were all picture leaving your penthouse suite in the morning,wearing the biggest grins.Shouting at passing cars while strutting the streets in your replica Man U shirt with the collar up ala your hero.Streaking at local rounders games while wearing high heels.
If you need it,i've got the number for Narcissistics Anonymous.
Keep in touch!
Le Roi wrote:
66 posts. 60 about Le Roi. Your lives would be incomplete without me.
Here to help Leroy,here to help.
It's a cyber care in the community programme.
Without us,and with your personality disorder,who knows what mischief you could be getting up to!
Making fantastic tales up to women you harrass in the street,about the time you spent the night with Girls Aloud,and they were all picture leaving your penthouse suite in the morning,wearing the biggest grins.Shouting at passing cars while strutting the streets in your replica Man U shirt with the collar up ala your hero.Streaking at local rounders games while wearing high heels.
If you need it,i've got the number for Narcissistics Anonymous.
Change of plan.
I'm off to FC United for a day of beer,marijuana,singi
ng daft songs and entertaining non league football.
No corporate ligging..back to basics.
Change of plan.
I'm off to FC United for a day of beer,marijuana,singi
ng daft songs and entertaining non league football.
No corporate ligging..back to basics.
Posted by: BORISIMO, aka/dop/yelt/vonn/nm
e on 12:59pm Sat 22 Mar 08
[quote][bold]RagReader[/bold] wrote:
[quote][bold]BORISIMO[/bold] wrote: Longford is back on the BNP thread.[/quote] Stalker.[/quote] The only stalk you get, is when you're standing behind Erica.
RagReader wrote:
BORISIMO wrote: Longford is back on the BNP thread.
Stalker.
The only stalk you get, is when you're standing behind Erica.
Posted by: RagReader, Horwich on 1:16pm Sat 22 Mar 08
[quote][bold]BORISIMO[/bold] wrote:
[quote][bold]RagReader[/bold] wrote: [quote][bold]BORISIMO[/bold] wrote: Longford is back on the BNP thread.[/quote] Stalker.[/quote] The only stalk you get, is when you're standing behind Erica.[/quote] Who's Erica?
BORISIMO wrote:
RagReader wrote:
BORISIMO wrote: Longford is back on the BNP thread.
Stalker.
The only stalk you get, is when you're standing behind Erica.
Posted by: Cerberus, Bolton on 1:18pm Sat 22 Mar 08
[quote][bold]Le Roi[/bold] wrote:
Cerebus, I must apologise to people like you for leading such a richer more rewarding existence than dullards like yourself. [/quote] Apology accepted
Le Roi wrote:
Cerebus, I must apologise to people like you for leading such a richer more rewarding existence than dullards like yourself.
Posted by: cow-head, westhoughton on 1:28pm Sat 22 Mar 08
A song for Erica - from the film "The sound of Music"
[Maria:]
High on a hill was a lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Loud was the voice of the lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Folks in a town that was quite remote heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Lusty and clear from the goatherd's throat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
[the Children:]
O ho lay dee odl lee o, o ho lay dee odl ay
O ho lay dee odl lee o, lay dee odl lee o lay
[Maria:]
A prince on the bridge of a castle moat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
[Kurt:]
Men on a road with a load to tote heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
[the Children:]
Men in the midst of a table d'hote heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
[Maria:]
Men drinking beer with the foam afloat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
One little girl in a pale pink coat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
[Brigitta:]
She yodeled back to the lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
[Maria:]
Soon her Mama with a gleaming gloat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
What a duet for a girl and goatherd
Maria and the Children:
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
[Maria and the Children:]
Ummm (ummm) . . .
Odl lay ee (odl lay ee)
Odl lay hee hee (odl lay hee hee)
Odl lay ee . . .
. . . Yodeling . . .
[Child:]
One little girl in a pale pink coat heard
[Maria:]
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hoo hoo
[Child:]
She yodeled back to the lonely goatherd
[Maria:]
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
[Maria:]
Soon her Mama with a gleaming gloat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hmm hmm
What a duet for a girl and goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
[Maria and the Children:]
Happy are they lay dee olay dee lee o . . .
. . . Yodeling . . .
Soon the duet will become a trio
[Maria:]
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
[Maria and the Children:]
Odl lay ee, old lay ee
Odl lay hee hee, odl lay ee
Odl lay odl lay, odl lay odl lee, odl lay odl lee
Odl lay odl lay odl lay
[the Children:]
HOO!
A song for Erica - from the film "The sound of Music"
High on a hill was a lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Loud was the voice of the lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Folks in a town that was quite remote heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Lusty and clear from the goatherd's throat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
O ho lay dee odl lee o, o ho lay dee odl ay
O ho lay dee odl lee o, lay dee odl lee o lay
A prince on the bridge of a castle moat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Men on a road with a load to tote heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Men in the midst of a table d'hote heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Men drinking beer with the foam afloat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
One little girl in a pale pink coat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
She yodeled back to the lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Soon her Mama with a gleaming gloat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
What a duet for a girl and goatherd
Maria and the Children:
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Standin' in the pasture, eatin' grass and hay.
You know that's pretty much my day,
'Cause I'm a cow. Moo, moo, moo.
Don't mind the rain, don't care about the mud.
Stand in the grass and chew my cud.
'Cause I'm a cow. Moo, moo, moo.
Now, if you like ice cream, yogurt or butter,
Then you gotta get down there and pull on my udder.
I gotta admit it's not much fun,
But it beats gettin' put on a hamburger bun!
Live on the farm, don't go very far.
You can see me when you drive by in your car.
'Cause I'm a cow. Moo, moo, moo.
Come in brown and black and white,
Make a lot of noise but I sure don't bite.
'Cause I'm a cow. Moo, moo, moo.
Make my way to the barn when the evenin' comes.
I kinda like the song the farmer hums, while he's pitchin' hay
Sure hope he's pitchin' some my way.
Got real short hair as smooth as silk.
Whole lotta people like to drink my milk.
'Cause I'm a cow. Moo, moo, moo.
Now being a cow ain't all that grand
But ya gotta admit it keeps ya close to the land.
'Cause I'm a cow?was back then and I still am now.
'Cause I'm a cow. Moo, moo, moo.
Standin' in the pasture, eatin' grass and hay.
You know that's pretty much my day,
'Cause I'm a cow. Moo, moo, moo.
Don't mind the rain, don't care about the mud.
Stand in the grass and chew my cud.
'Cause I'm a cow. Moo, moo, moo.
Now, if you like ice cream, yogurt or butter,
Then you gotta get down there and pull on my udder.
I gotta admit it's not much fun,
But it beats gettin' put on a hamburger bun!
Live on the farm, don't go very far.
You can see me when you drive by in your car.
'Cause I'm a cow. Moo, moo, moo.
Come in brown and black and white,
Make a lot of noise but I sure don't bite.
'Cause I'm a cow. Moo, moo, moo.
Make my way to the barn when the evenin' comes.
I kinda like the song the farmer hums, while he's pitchin' hay
Sure hope he's pitchin' some my way.
Got real short hair as smooth as silk.
Whole lotta people like to drink my milk.
'Cause I'm a cow. Moo, moo, moo.
Now being a cow ain't all that grand
But ya gotta admit it keeps ya close to the land.
'Cause I'm a cow?was back then and I still am now.
Posted by: BORISIMO, aka/dop/yelt/vonn/nm
e on 1:39pm Sat 22 Mar 08
I remember all my life
Rainin' down as cold as ice
Shadows of a man
A face through a window
Cryin' in the night
The night goes into
Mornin', just another day
Happy people pass my way
Lookin' in their eyes
I see a memory
I never realized
How happy you made me, oh Erica
Well, you came and you gave without takin'
But I sent you away, oh Erica
well, you kissed me and stopped me from shakin'
and I need you today. Oh, Erica!
I'm standing on the edge of time
I've walked away when love was mine
Caught up in a world of uphill climbin'
The tears are in my mind
And nothin' is rhyming, oh Erica
Well, you came and you gave without takin'
But I sent you away, oh Erica
well, you kissed me and stopped me from shakin'
And I need you today, oh Erica
Yesterday's a dream
I face the mornin'
Cryin' on a breeze
The pain is callin', oh Erica
Well, you came and you gave without takin'
But I sent you away, oh Erica
Well, you kissed me and stopped me from shakin'
And I need you today, oh Erica
You came and you gave without takin'
But I sent you away, oh Erica
You kissed me and stopped me from shakin'
All my love SL.
I remember all my life
Rainin' down as cold as ice
Shadows of a man
A face through a window
Cryin' in the night
The night goes into
Mornin', just another day
Happy people pass my way
Lookin' in their eyes
I see a memory
I never realized
How happy you made me, oh Erica
Well, you came and you gave without takin'
But I sent you away, oh Erica
well, you kissed me and stopped me from shakin'
and I need you today. Oh, Erica!
I'm standing on the edge of time
I've walked away when love was mine
Caught up in a world of uphill climbin'
The tears are in my mind
And nothin' is rhyming, oh Erica
Well, you came and you gave without takin'
But I sent you away, oh Erica
well, you kissed me and stopped me from shakin'
And I need you today, oh Erica
Yesterday's a dream
I face the mornin'
Cryin' on a breeze
The pain is callin', oh Erica
Well, you came and you gave without takin'
But I sent you away, oh Erica
Well, you kissed me and stopped me from shakin'
And I need you today, oh Erica
You came and you gave without takin'
But I sent you away, oh Erica
You kissed me and stopped me from shakin'
Posted by: RagReader, Horwich on 1:40pm Sat 22 Mar 08
Keeping up the cow theme.
Goin' Moo
Sock it to me...
Sittin' in the gutter with a saturated udder
And I wish I could deliver
But you know I really mean it
If I'm not milked in a minute
Then the farmer will regret it
Cause he'll find me in the morning, udderless, lying in the ground
I'm goin' moo
I'm goin' moo
Playing with the mare, the farmer really doesn't care
I wish that I was over there
But I forgot my little bell
And it's so hard to scream and yell
I'm soaking wet without a hope
And I knew I should have never left the herd, it's so absurd
Goin' moo
Goin' moo
Wish I had another calf
Then the farmer wouldn't laugh
I should have taken time to mate
Besides I got the picture straight
I couldn't find another date
I really need this extra weight
I wish that I could see the pasture now
How now brown cow
I'm goin' moo
I'm goin' moo
And now I see the herd I led
Across the field, just ahead
I should have been a horse instead
But then I'd be a lump of glue
I can't believe what farmer's do
I'd like to pump my udder, too
I can't believe they do this stuff around, this dirty town
I'm goin' moo
I'm goin' moo
I wish I milked before I left
I knew my farmer wasn't deft
Been here so long I feel stranded
Haven't even got branded
This gutter scene is gettin' old
My cheese is turnin' into mold
I hope I won't be here at night
I should have carried my flashlight
I only want to go on home
I'll gladly leave this ditch alone
What a way to spend a night
If I don't blow I'll die of fright
The Guernsey taught me how to moo
But I can't cry a single tune
Wish that I was back there now
I'd stay there lookin' like a mama cow
But, I'm just a dumb Alderney
I know this has to be a dream
If could find a stack of hay
I'd never never ever lead astray
I give you cream that's oh so fine
I'm goin' moo just one more time
Goin' moo
I'm goin' moo
Now my udder's gettin' tight
Hope everything will be all right
Flies are perching on my back
I'm just sittin' here wishin for a snack
I never really liked that barn
The farmer didn't give a darn
Just movin' slow and fancy free
He never bothered to feed me
Tending to the hogs and boars
Or sweeping up the kitchen floor
Doesn't notice that I left the pack
Or that I may not ever come back
I know I'll know a better time
I'm goin' moo, groovin', so bovine
Goin moo, I'm goin' moo
Back back back back to Hilshire Farms
Back back back back down.
I'm goin' moo, help help help help help help....
Keeping up the cow theme.
Goin' Moo
Sock it to me...
Sittin' in the gutter with a saturated udder
And I wish I could deliver
But you know I really mean it
If I'm not milked in a minute
Then the farmer will regret it
Cause he'll find me in the morning, udderless, lying in the ground
I'm goin' moo
I'm goin' moo
Playing with the mare, the farmer really doesn't care
I wish that I was over there
But I forgot my little bell
And it's so hard to scream and yell
I'm soaking wet without a hope
And I knew I should have never left the herd, it's so absurd
Goin' moo
Goin' moo
Wish I had another calf
Then the farmer wouldn't laugh
I should have taken time to mate
Besides I got the picture straight
I couldn't find another date
I really need this extra weight
I wish that I could see the pasture now
How now brown cow
I'm goin' moo
I'm goin' moo
And now I see the herd I led
Across the field, just ahead
I should have been a horse instead
But then I'd be a lump of glue
I can't believe what farmer's do
I'd like to pump my udder, too
I can't believe they do this stuff around, this dirty town
I'm goin' moo
I'm goin' moo
I wish I milked before I left
I knew my farmer wasn't deft
Been here so long I feel stranded
Haven't even got branded
This gutter scene is gettin' old
My cheese is turnin' into mold
I hope I won't be here at night
I should have carried my flashlight
I only want to go on home
I'll gladly leave this ditch alone
What a way to spend a night
If I don't blow I'll die of fright
The Guernsey taught me how to moo
But I can't cry a single tune
Wish that I was back there now
I'd stay there lookin' like a mama cow
But, I'm just a dumb Alderney
I know this has to be a dream
If could find a stack of hay
I'd never never ever lead astray
I give you cream that's oh so fine
I'm goin' moo just one more time
Goin' moo
I'm goin' moo
Now my udder's gettin' tight
Hope everything will be all right
Flies are perching on my back
I'm just sittin' here wishin for a snack
I never really liked that barn
The farmer didn't give a darn
Just movin' slow and fancy free
He never bothered to feed me
Tending to the hogs and boars
Or sweeping up the kitchen floor
Doesn't notice that I left the pack
Or that I may not ever come back
I know I'll know a better time
I'm goin' moo, groovin', so bovine
Goin moo, I'm goin' moo
Back back back back to Hilshire Farms
Back back back back down.
I'm goin' moo, help help help help help help....
Posted by: cow-head, westhoughton on 2:27pm Sat 22 Mar 08
Here is one for you Toe Rag, I couldn't find any song's, but this seems about right:
toerag
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[edit] English
[edit] Noun
Singular
toerag
Plural
toerags
toerag (plural toerags)
(mostly UK) a rag worn around the foot in place of a sock by a tramp or vagrant
the tramp himself, subsequently generalized to:
a worthless nobody from the dregs of society
Here is one for you Toe Rag, I couldn't find any song's, but this seems about right:
toerag
From Wiktionary
Jump to: navigation, search
English
Noun
Singular
toerag
Plural
toerags
toerag (plural toerags)
(mostly UK) a rag worn around the foot in place of a sock by a tramp or vagrant
the tramp himself, subsequently generalized to:
a worthless nobody from the dregs of society
Posted by: BORISIMO, aka/dop/yelt/vonn/nm
e on 2:29pm Sat 22 Mar 08
[quote][bold]cow-head[/bold] wrote:
Here is one for you Toe Rag, I couldn't find any song's, but this seems about right: toerag From Wiktionary Jump to: navigation, search [edit] English [edit] Noun Singular toerag Plural toerags toerag (plural toerags) (mostly UK) a rag worn around the foot in place of a sock by a tramp or vagrant the tramp himself, subsequently generalized to: a worthless nobody from the dregs of society [/quote] Like it, I think I was wrong calling Rugrat a SL, from now on it's Wilfred Brambell.
cow-head wrote:
Here is one for you Toe Rag, I couldn't find any song's, but this seems about right: toerag From Wiktionary Jump to: navigation, search English Noun Singular toerag Plural toerags toerag (plural toerags) (mostly UK) a rag worn around the foot in place of a sock by a tramp or vagrant the tramp himself, subsequently generalized to: a worthless nobody from the dregs of society
Like it, I think I was wrong calling Rugrat a SL, from now on it's Wilfred Brambell.
Posted by: RagReader, Horwich on 4:19pm Sat 22 Mar 08
[quote][bold]cow-head[/bold] wrote:
Here is one for you Toe Rag, I couldn't find any song's, but this seems about right: toerag From Wiktionary Jump to: navigation, search [edit] English [edit] Noun Singular toerag Plural toerags toerag (plural toerags) (mostly UK) a rag worn around the foot in place of a sock by a tramp or vagrant the tramp himself, subsequently generalized to: a worthless nobody from the dregs of society [/quote] As my user name is not Toe rag you've wasted your time.
cow-head wrote:
Here is one for you Toe Rag, I couldn't find any song's, but this seems about right: toerag From Wiktionary Jump to: navigation, search English Noun Singular toerag Plural toerags toerag (plural toerags) (mostly UK) a rag worn around the foot in place of a sock by a tramp or vagrant the tramp himself, subsequently generalized to: a worthless nobody from the dregs of society
As my user name is not Toe rag you've wasted your time.
All these songs,are you lot for real,by the way Le Roi,you are definatly not like Christiano Ronaldo,for a start he wouldnt be on here,spouting all that crap and bragging about his celebraty mates,and I dont think hes into goats unlike you.Also he far to good looking to be anything like you.
All these songs,are you lot for real,by the way Le Roi,you are definatly not like Christiano Ronaldo,for a start he wouldnt be on here,spouting all that crap and bragging about his celebraty mates,and I dont think hes into goats unlike you.Also he far to good looking to be anything like you.
Posted by: BORISIMO, aka/dop/yelt/vonn/nm
e on 4:43pm Sat 22 Mar 08
[quote][bold]RagReader[/bold] wrote:
BORISIMO wrote -'Like it, I think I was wrong calling Rugrat a SL, from now on it's Wilfred Brambell.' ???[/quote] SIMPLETON
RagReader wrote:
BORISIMO wrote -'Like it, I think I was wrong calling Rugrat a SL, from now on it's Wilfred Brambell.' ???
Posted by: RagReader, Horwich on 4:43pm Sat 22 Mar 08
[quote][bold]spice[/bold] wrote:
All these songs,are you lot for real,by the way Le Roi,you are definatly not like Christiano Ronaldo,for a start he wouldnt be on here,spouting all that crap and bragging about his celebraty mates,and I dont think hes into goats unlike you.Also he far to good looking to be anything like you.[/quote] The songs are better than the dreary goat comments'
spice wrote:
All these songs,are you lot for real,by the way Le Roi,you are definatly not like Christiano Ronaldo,for a start he wouldnt be on here,spouting all that crap and bragging about his celebraty mates,and I dont think hes into goats unlike you.Also he far to good looking to be anything like you.
The songs are better than the dreary goat comments'
Posted by: RagReader, Horwich on 4:45pm Sat 22 Mar 08
[quote][bold]BORISIMO[/bold] wrote:
[quote][bold]RagReader[/bold] wrote: BORISIMO wrote -'Like it, I think I was wrong calling Rugrat a SL, from now on it's Wilfred Brambell.' ???[/quote] SIMPLETON[/quote] Indeed you are.
Wilfred Brambell?
BORISIMO wrote:
RagReader wrote: BORISIMO wrote -'Like it, I think I was wrong calling Rugrat a SL, from now on it's Wilfred Brambell.' ???
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