IF anyone is planning to go and see the latest light show in Morecambe can I offer a word of advice?

Don't bother! Save your petrol money and buy a couple of candles instead -- you'll get a far more impressive display than this sorry attempt to drag the crowds in. There's an old saying that obviously those at the town hall have never heard: If a thing's worth doing, it's worth doing well.

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