A WIFE is divorcing her husband after he gave her a special birthday present -- a necklace made of his gallstones. At least the thought was there. The best gift I've ever had is a heart-shaped stone, not a diamond or sapphire, a heart-shaped stone picked up in the nearby quarry. I kept it. Can you beat that?
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