THREE holiday posers in this month's St John's Church, Mosley Common, parish magazine provided me with humorous food for thought:
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes when he had the chance?
(I'l l add horse flies to that, I've been nibbled at again by the horrid things and have bites the size of saucers!)
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Answers on a postcard please!
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