lI'M signing up to join Terry Wogan's TOGGs (old gals and geesers).

I laughed coming into work to hear a letter from a member who said she had cooked a chicken risotto -- then discovered she'd forgotten to put the chicken in. It was still uncooked in the fridge.

On Sunday I did a full English for his lordship and served it up realising something was missing from the concoction -- it was the defrosted black pudding slices which were still in the microwave.

I'm becoming an ideal candidate for toggdom.