It was eviction day on Big Brother. And, after a week of pretty much everyone shouting at pretty much everyone else, that meant tough decisions for everyone.

But before we got to the eviction, we had to suffer through some more shouting.

Big Brother set up a high tea, in which some of the American “servants” were given the task of making the British “royals” angry – leading to one of the most hateful segments of a TV show ever seen.

With Farrah in attendance, there was never any doubt they would succeed. She was throwing around some vile and idiotic insults at anyone and everyone – “retard” and “gay homo” were among the highlights.

It was horrible. Unless you were this guy.

Then there was a clip of Farrah being reminded of the rules about language in the diary room and apologising. And that was it.

You want a break from the vitriol?

Okay, let’s pause for a moment to take in the horrifying sight of Stevi and Chloe fumbling under the covers.

But then it was eviction time, and surely it was just a case of getting the formalities out of the way, saying Farrah’s name and getting her out of all of our lives for good.

Wait, what? When you said Farrah then, it sounded a lot like Daniel.

No, no, no. This will never do.

And how did this happen? This happened because people were voting on who should stay, rather than voting for who to evict.

But then there were also a lot of people saying things like this.

So Daniel left…

Daniel Baldwin exits the Big Brother house
(Ian West/PA)

…and he was funny and charming in his exit interview…

https://twitter.com/__chxrll/status/639910710001201152

…but he’s gone. Forget about him. It’s back to the Farrah and Janice show. Good luck, fellow viewers.